Some people really need a fucking life.

Moments later, the nerd was incinerated by a blast from Anubis, angry that the nerd had used such tacky materials for his likeness.

This is the Egyptian God of Geeks, Anerdbis.

Somehow this reminds me of Power Rangers.

By the time of Star Wars: Episode 8, George Lucas isn't even trying anymore...

The god of the dead rises from his ancient tomb only to find that the name "Cuddles" doesn't invoke the same awe and mystery it used to.