On a lark, I did a google image search on the words "people need my butt", and this is the first picture that came up.

"Captain, wake up. The harem is growing lonely."

"Captain, we need to talk... about you and I..."

Now that I've stunned him with the Vulcan Sleeper Hold, I can take advantage of him. Ohhh, Jim, I'm about to come where no man has came before...

Spock comforts Kirk after his Federation Idol audition.

"Hold still, Captain, while I apply the Vulcan Toupee-Adjust Grip."

"Dr. McCoy, regarding that He's dead, Jim line you seem to give every week, why don't you try it in the second person?"

"I told you you would pay too much for that fare. You should have gone to Travelocity."

"I thought I told you to check my prostate."
"I thought I was."

I search for the same thing, and lo and behold:

a grainy image of dancing transvestites!

Who may or may not have had supporting roles in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"I'm sorry to wake you, sir, but they need your butt again..."

"You're right, Captain. You do feel funny."