> drop breadcrumb
You drop the breadcrumb. The numerous rats scurrying around your feet make quick work of it.
> Paints walls of maze all different colors making them all different.
How can you paint walls of maze the all? I do not see any colors here.
> Pees in corner of maze.
You hear a loud crackling noise; perhaps an electrical short of some kind. A surge of power burns off your balls.
> picks up telephone, orders pizza, turns on television, sits in twisty passage lay-z-boy....
All of the twisty passages services seem to be shorted out. The telephone lines are inoperative. You find yourself surrounded by thick black smoke and the smell of burning insulation.
> sit on ground
You are sitting in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. You are being suffocated by thick black smoke and gnawed by rats.
> meditate
Om... Om...
> shit self, pass out
You shit the self. You pass out.
> Greet Chubby Checker.
I do not see any Chubby Che... oh wait a second!... Nope, you're just hallucinating from the pain.