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Kr0n1cSeptember 24, 2004 10:31 PM
Jalepeno
ZasterSeptember 25, 2004 11:26 AM
Casino patrons clamoured for refunds after watching what many described as the worst Elvis impersonator ever.
SpanklingSeptember 25, 2004 8:20 PM
Poor guy. He flushed while seated and of course his crank got stuck in the swirl. When he tried to pull free the yanked the toilet off the wall and busted his head on the far wall.
bipedSeptember 27, 2004 12:01 AM
It was back to the old drawing board again for the "Virtual Jet Fighter Action Toilet."
NooniePuuBunnySeptember 27, 2004 9:15 PM
In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.
ivytheplantSeptember 27, 2004 9:35 PM
quote:In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out. And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...
quote:In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.
NooniePuuBunnySeptember 28, 2004 4:01 PM
quote:quote:In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out. And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to... o_o Do you think he'll be mad that I snuck into his brain while I destracted him with that raspberry muffin?
quote:quote:In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out. And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...
kaufmanSeptember 28, 2004 9:32 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm, raspberry.
ZegotaSeptember 29, 2004 10:16 AM
hahaha, look at him, he's not wearing any underpants
booriteSeptember 30, 2004 1:33 PM
No way I'm drawing a chalk outline around that.
EnderandrewOctober 4, 2004 8:03 PM
How many times do I have to tell you? Never take a sleeping pill and laxative at the same time!
