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Kr0n1c
September 24, 2004 10:31 PM

Jalepeno

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Zaster
September 25, 2004 11:26 AM

Casino patrons clamoured for refunds after watching what many described as the worst Elvis impersonator ever.

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Spankling
September 25, 2004 8:20 PM

Poor guy. He flushed while seated and of course his crank got stuck in the swirl. When he tried to pull free the yanked the toilet off the wall and busted his head on the far wall.

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biped
September 27, 2004 12:01 AM

It was back to the old drawing board again for the "Virtual Jet Fighter Action Toilet."

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NooniePuuBunny
September 27, 2004 9:15 PM

In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.

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ivytheplant
September 27, 2004 9:35 PM

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In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.

And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...

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NooniePuuBunny
September 28, 2004 4:01 PM

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In loo of the recent autopsy as well as the crime scene photos, it appears that death seems to have been caused by shitting his brains out.

And the Kaufman-channeling award goes to...

o_o Do you think he'll be mad that I snuck into his brain while I destracted him with that raspberry muffin?

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kaufman
September 28, 2004 9:32 PM

Mmmmmmmmmm, raspberry.

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Zegota
September 29, 2004 10:16 AM

hahaha, look at him, he's not wearing any underpants

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boorite
September 30, 2004 1:33 PM

No way I'm drawing a chalk outline around that.

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Enderandrew
October 4, 2004 8:03 PM

How many times do I have to tell you? Never take a sleeping pill and laxative at the same time!

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