Bush: About that whole flip-flop thing...
Kerry: *puts finger to Bushs mouth* Shhhh. Don't say anything George. Just hold me.
Bush: *wispering* I love you

Bush: "Don't you think you might have gone a little overboard with the lipstick?"
Kerry: "You think this is bad, wait 'till you see the whore makeup Edwards has in store for election day."
Bush: "Think you guys will win?"
Kerry: "Maybe. Does it matter? Our masters will soon have another puppet in the government either way."
Bush: "True. SKULL AND BONES FOREVER!"
Kerry: "SKULL AND BONES FOREVER!"

Bush: "Oh-kah boh-kah buh-moe-bah! Goo-mah pah-rah-bah moe-goo-mah!"

Kerry: "Smeep, smurp! Bluh-bluh-bluh, greep! Shhhhhhhmurp!"

Bush: "Goo-mah pah-rah-bah moe-goo-mah!"

The leaked cover of the soon-to-be-released white soul album by Bush + Kerry entitled "Say It Isn't So."