Cat: "Oh-kah boh-kah buh-moe-bah! Goo-mah pah-rah-bah moe-goo-mah!"

Ghost: "Smeep, smurp! Bluh-bluh-bluh, greep! Shhhhhhhmurp!"

Cat: "Goo-mah pah-rah-bah moe-goo-mah!"

The trend of turning old cartoon shows into nastolgic live action turkies reached its absolute nadir with the release of Miramax's "The Cat and the Funky Phantom Ghost".

If on February 2nd, a cat sees a urine-stained carpet, then we have three more weeks of celibacy.

Desperate to escape a dismal basement apartment, Fluffy attempts to astrally project herself to the 'burbs.

"shit look at this one! i think our dirty camera lense is haunted!!"

Fluffy hated her chain smoking brother, Spike.