This fall on UPN: Mr. Dahmer's Neighborhood.

A succinct metaphor for life if ever there was one.

Sick maybe, but the real problem was all the ouchees the kids got from sliding head first into a tomb stone.

Funland Cemetery had a really cool method of getting the deceased into their graves.

I can't wait to have young, impressionable minds to fuck with.

Crotchety Mrs. O'Bannon found a new way to scare the kindergarteners into following the playground safety rules...