I was on stripcreator and accidently clicked a google ad! But the link was to this wolverine claw... I found the demonstrations of it... funny(ish). So rather than post the pictures, heres a link to the site...

Click Here :D.

Those are pretty fucking sweet, but not nearly as fucking sweet as ninjas. Especially ninjas who've flipped out.

Also, mebbe next time you could put stuff like this in General Discussion. Just a suggestion.

I have a feeling there's going to be a few morons with one eye and no noses very soon.

Natural selection, my friend.

Remember to remove claw before scratching one's nether regions.

Unless it comes complete with adamantium skeleton, I'm not terribly interested.

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Unless it comes complete with adamantium skeleton, I'm not terribly interested.

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And mutant regeneration powers as well.

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unbreakable bones, mutant healing powers, and hightened, animalistic senses, as well as the claws and you've got a package worth buying.

Don't forget the hair.

They'd probably nail you on the shipping and handling.

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Don't forget the hair.

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Are those permitted on commercial airline flights?

They're replacing the cutlery with those.

If you had said powers, and you scratched too hard, and removed an organ, would it regenerate?

And if you could do that indefinitley, could you export said "off-cuts" to the Belgians, and make some cash?

There is no such country as Belgium. It's a place France made up to hide money in.

"And in other news, nose-picking deaths are up 50% in the tri-state area."

If I had Wolverene's power, I'd probably go around having unprotected sex.

He cured himself of the supposedly incurable legacy virus, I'm sure he could cure himself of AIDS.

Also, I'd probably walk around dangerous parts of LA and Oakland wearing the wrong colors.

I wonder what would happen if Wolverene got a tattoo... Would his body push the ink out and heal up, or would he have nearly no recovery time after getting one?

If I had Wolverine's power, I'd become an all-pro running back for the New Orleans Saints, and we'd get in the playoffs.

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If I had Wolverine's power, I'd become an all-pro running back for the New Orleans Saints, and we'd get in the playoffs.

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If I had Wolverine's power, I'd become an all-pro running back for the New Orleans Saints, and we'd get in the playoffs.

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OK he's big and strong, but he's not necessarily that fast or by implication, that strong, is he?

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Yeah, but he'd smell the linebackers a-comin'...

I can smell the linebackers comin' when they're on the TV.

Now, what Wolverene REALLY needs to do is get into culinary arts. He could chop up some broccoli with them there claws!