"I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? Crazy with the Cheez-Wiz."

"Bush rules! I voted for you myself, man. I'm going back to New England to impregnate your daughters and get the fetuses aborted before you makes it illegal."

"Dear America. You asked for it, you got it. And I hope all y'all get it in spades."

"With reluctance and regret, I concede... that George Bush Jr. is a bone scarfer."

"Oh God, I hope he doesn't activate my reserve unit. They don't have swift boats in Iraq do they?"

MaKK, I may hate your politics, but for once, I am laughing with one of your posts, not at it.

"I concede the election. Wait, no I don't. Wait, yes I do. Uh, can I get back to you on this?"

"It depends on what the definition of 'concede' is."

"I............................................................................................................................concede."

"I'm Batman."

KERRY: "Meow, meow. Me kitty cat. No, wait...me doggy. Woof! Woof!"

EDWARDS: "Wal then, me dawgy too, John."

KERRY: "No, now me kitty cat again! Meow meow meow!"

EDWARDS: "Okay, me kitty cat, too."

KERRY: "Then me doggy! GRRRR!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!"

EDWARDS: "HELP!!! HELLLLP!!!"

"I'd like to give a shout out to all my bitches who got out da vote. And all my dead homies. This nigga may be down, but he not out. BROOKLYN!!! Let me hear ya holla!"

"Is it too late for me to enter Iraq's election?"

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MaKK, I may hate your politics, but for once, I am laughing with one of your posts, not at it.

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