He joined the YMCA in his home town and even cut a promo for them.

http://veepers.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=UaFQkkTh2rgNrCslMrMkvG

Honestly... who cares. I'm glad he's gone, but I don't need a 'Where are they now?' update. This isn't the E! channel.

He keeps e-mailing me. What an annoying little douche.

I didn't realize he was a homophobe, too. He's a real douchebag.

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Honestly... who cares. I'm glad he's gone, but I don't need a 'Where are they now?' update. This isn't the E! channel.

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You are cordially invited to attend the crucifixion of JDPLVY http://www.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=djmasala

I'm gonna have to go with Who Gives a Shit for 300, Alex.

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Hold on. Let me get out my care-o-meter.

There you go.

I suppose that any response is better than no response at all. This is a tough group to read and very demanding. All told, though, it seems more worth it to try and possibly fail at comedy or topicality than to have never tried at all.

You guys are the very best that this web site has to offer, so being rejected here is a lot like offering oral sex to the King (Decomposed) and ending up spending the night with the Jester (Spankling). As long as some success follows failure then the day is not lost, such as it would be if one ended up in bed with Chubby.

/me feels sorry for the both of them

"Captain Rogers? Captain Rogers? I think you're failing to see that no one really gives a fuck."

I don't even care about you guys not caring.
That's how cool I am.

I'm so sarcastic, I care very much how cool you are.

Your name is very sexual, BobRogers.

Ass kissing will get you everywhere.

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Ass kissing will get you everywhere.

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Ass kissing will get you everywhere.

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What about felching?

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Message for BobRogers: Dude, you are waaaaaay too interested in
JDPLVY. What is your homoerotic fascination all about? This is like the gay version of "You've Got Mail". Why don't you two just move to Taxachusetts and settle down? Jesus.

Yes? Oh wait its you.

I want to know what happened to Staci Keanan. She was great in My Two Dads...

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Message for BobRogers: Dude, you are waaaaaay too interested in
JDPLVY. What is your homoerotic fascination all about? This is like the gay version of "You've Got Mail". Why don't you two just move to Taxachusetts and settle down? Jesus.

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I am not him. My cartoons are about his trollish exploits. That is our only connection. I hold him in the highest possible contempt.

However, you as a group are now going to see this opening as an exploit on me and will then beging tearing the flesh from my body like hungry piranha, which in turn will leach all the fun out of this place for me, eventually resulting in my suicide by cop.

It is obviously time for me to shut up. I cannot compete.

Besides, I am in love with MikeyG .

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Yes? Oh wait its you.

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if Dcom is king, can i be the highest ranking wench?

Only if you're a licensed member of the International Wenching Guild. I'm not only licensed, I'm the only licensed member in the state of Wyoming. Therefore, I should get the position. Right under MikeyG.

Did somebody say "wanking wrench?"

No.

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Pie.

...because I would really like to know what a wanking wrench is, and how to get one.

Wouldn't the wanking Wench be the wench in charge of the wanch?