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xxausrottenxx
December 21, 2004 2:09 PM

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boorite
December 21, 2004 2:35 PM

Santa needs to bring someone a pineapple corer this year.

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UnknownEric
December 22, 2004 7:10 AM

"I'm a vampire! Look at my fangs!"

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jes_lawson
December 23, 2004 5:13 AM

Extreme piercings craze reaches Tahiti.

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UnknownEric
December 23, 2004 7:45 AM

"No, no, no... the claws come out of Wolverine's hands..."

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kaufman
December 23, 2004 7:51 AM

"Can you hear me now?"

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MikeyG
December 23, 2004 10:45 AM

"Man, I used to think gargling dish soap for saying naughty words was harsh until the Pineapple Gods conquered us."

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not_Scyess
December 23, 2004 2:48 PM

"Uh, you know, I was just kidding. They actually are for eating."

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thochaos
December 24, 2004 12:22 AM

"If you can think of an easier way of getting the delicious pineapple into my mouth, I'd love to hear it".

or

"Oh dear. This is rather painful"

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DragonXero
December 25, 2004 4:04 AM

"Watch this, this is a GREAT trick. No one will ever figure out how I do i- YEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Shue? Ah dih ih!"

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quodlibet
January 6, 2005 5:44 AM

Remember kids, floss your teeth once a day!

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Tasty
January 6, 2005 6:03 AM

Wait a minute...which hole is my mouth again?

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Rabid_Weasle
January 6, 2005 7:39 PM

"Nobody understands me!"

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biped
January 6, 2005 8:38 PM

Simple acupuncture was no longer enough to ease the pain of Bobo's toothache.

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not_Scyess
January 6, 2005 10:23 PM

The old "switch his cell phone for a pointy object while he's high" gag never fails!

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PhreakyChinchilla
January 7, 2005 8:44 AM

That's disturbing.

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mmyers
January 17, 2005 2:04 PM


The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.

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little_kitty
January 18, 2005 2:30 PM

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The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.

I laughed out loud from that one, despite my throat hurting from a tonsillectomy.

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MikeyG
January 19, 2005 8:50 AM

One of the more colorful entries the National Put Things Through Your Face Day Contest.

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mmyers
January 19, 2005 10:30 AM

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The natives thought that Punchie giving them a Hawaiian Punch was bad enough until he was replaced by Jams-a-Pineapple-through-your-Facey as the new spokesman.

I laughed out loud from that one, despite my throat hurting from a tonsillectomy.

I was worried that no one would remember Punchie.=)

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User #16352
January 19, 2005 12:08 PM

I remember him from those crappy advertisment comics in my Archie comic digest magazines.

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