When cats poop that much, a litter box just won't cut it.

Cats come running for the great taste of dirt snake.

Fido: SEE! It aint only me!

Mr Jinxy was the perfect stealing machine: part cat burglar, part turd burglar. If only we could have convinced him to steal something besides feces.
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Taken from the story boards for "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Turd"

Despite a huge budget, the Sequel to "The Blob" didnt perform well in Cinemas.