Actually, I'm at a loss... I know there has to be a caption in here somewhere.

"Hail our dark lord... Stan!"

"Go longhorns!"

In case you're wondering, He's doing the "hook em horns" thing that U of Texas fans do...

I'll shut up now

"Are you ready to RRRRRAWK, US Senate?!"

I would like to praise the hoary hosts of the netherworld and thank them for this gift of a second term.

Cheney: "George, I know you made a huge mistake in your speech and want to make a quick escape, but you are not Spider-Man."

"What do you mean that's not the peace symbol? C'mon, fellas, don't you think I at least know what a peace symbol looks like."

"..and last night I gave Laura the SHOCKER...like this..."

"I gave her the SPOCKER... like this!"

The movie was so bad, even the president went nuts and threw the horns. He just couldn't stand those damn FOCKERS.

"Oh shit, Kennedy is giving me the evil eye. Well I rebuke the evil eye!"

"I'd like to say no hard feelins' to Ronnie James Dio for runnin' against me in tha 2004 'lections. You, my friend, are a rainbow in the dark and I hope you continu' to rock on."

Rage Against the Machine? Dude , I AM the fucking Machine!