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mmyers January 27, 2005 7:49 AM	I say these girls look like strippers. My wife disagrees. Who's right?
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mmyers January 27, 2005 7:49 AM	Or argument, as the case may be.
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kaufman January 27, 2005 7:50 AM	I think they look more like stripees.
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User #16352 January 27, 2005 8:29 AM	Strippers? No, I don't think they have an account on stripcreator.
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ivytheplant January 27, 2005 8:34 AM	They look like drunken college chicks who decided it would be hilarious to be naked when the poor pizza boy showed up, since they have nothing better to do. They just better hope he's not underage. Freaking morons. The blonde looks a lot like one of the assistant managers at Wal-Mart...
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biped January 27, 2005 9:41 AM	I think the kid looks kind of like Frankie Avalon.
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little_kitty January 27, 2005 10:11 AM	Don't strippers have bigger (and more silicone injected) boobs?
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mmyers January 27, 2005 10:21 AM	I've only been to the more low-end strip clubs so I'm not a good expert. Mikey?
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biped January 27, 2005 10:27 AM	quote: Don't strippers have bigger (and more silicone injected) boobs? Not necessarily.
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not_Scyess January 27, 2005 11:25 AM	quote: They look like drunken college chicks who decided it would be hilarious to be naked when the poor pizza boy showed up, since they have nothing better to do. I think that's a great assessment of what this photo looks like. It also like my family Christmas party, but I doubt you'd have pictuers of that.
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Zaster January 27, 2005 1:09 PM	I think they look like shaved apes. I feel that way about naked people in general, though.
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BigFrank105
January 27, 2005 1:10 PM

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They look like drunken college chicks who decided it would be hilarious to be naked when the poor pizza boy showed up, since they have nothing better to do.

They just better hope he's not underage. Freaking morons.

Okay... ivy, my dear... I only hope to god that by when you say that the pizza boy is "poor" that you mean "lucky as hell"

And if he was underage, do you think he'd complain about it?

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attitudechicka
January 27, 2005 1:42 PM

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They just better hope he's not underage. Freaking morons.

I, of course, agree with Ivy. They're college chicks. However, I've done the same routine for free pizza. Anyway, my brother was a delivery driver for Domino's for 3 years. Or maybe four. You have to be 18 to be a driver at any Domino's across the country due to the money handling proceedure and that is definitely a domino's uniform.
Furthermore, my brother has only had 2 naked chicks (same delivery) in all his years driving. No, they didn't get free pizza and they were otherwise bad tippers. Naked chicks don't pay the bills. (Delivery drivers get server's pay, a mere $2.15/hr plus tips)

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biped January 27, 2005 1:44 PM	quote: However, I've done the same routine for free pizza. As have I.
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User #16352 January 27, 2005 1:49 PM	quote: quote: However, I've done the same routine for free pizza. As have I. I have too, but instead they made me pay extra.
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ivytheplant
January 27, 2005 2:24 PM

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Okay... ivy, my dear... I only hope to god that by when you say that the pizza boy is "poor" that you mean "lucky as hell"

Well, think about it. He thinks it's gonna be a typical night delivering pizza and he gets to this one house and BAM! Naked coeds! After the initial shock wears off (where he blubbers like a retard because he can't focus on making proper change when all he sees is boobies), he goes about his business, only to realize his job has nothing more to offer him. There might be a naked chick at some point, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance and he only has lazy housewives, drunken fratboys, and the other random people at home who should not be seen naked.

And after he realizes there's nothing left in life, he kills himself. His family is stunned until they find this picture. The next thing you know, going naked in your own home means you're a terrorist and those laws about women having to wear at least 3 yards of clothing will be strictly enforced. Then internet pornography is outlawed and we're back to the Puritan days.

All because some drunk hot girls decided it would be hilarious to answer the door naked.

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biped January 27, 2005 2:29 PM	What if he's gay? He could still look forward to being greeted by big, hairy naked guys.
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boorite January 27, 2005 3:14 PM	between my wife and ME. Object of a preposition. Who cares about naked girls? I grammar flamed you. That's the worst.
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User #44826 January 27, 2005 4:43 PM	MOM??!!???!!!
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User #16352 January 27, 2005 5:29 PM	No, that's boorite.
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BigFrank105 January 27, 2005 7:21 PM	Ivy you do got a point there
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graykane
January 27, 2005 7:56 PM

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Well, think about it. He thinks it's gonna be a typical night delivering pizza and he gets to this one house and BAM! Naked coeds! After the initial shock wears off (where he blubbers like a retard because he can't focus on making proper change when all he sees is boobies), he goes about his business, only to realize his job has nothing more to offer him. There might be a naked chick at some point, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance and he only has lazy housewives, drunken fratboys, and the other random people at home who should not be seen naked.

i wish i had his job.

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choadwarrior January 27, 2005 7:59 PM	I delivered pizza in a college area, but I never had co-eds answer the door naked. The closest I ever came to the above was when a gigantic black woman answered the door in her slip, with one boob hanging out. I honestly don't think she knew. I recall that she only tipped me $0.36--I definitely deserved more.
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Rabid_Weasle January 27, 2005 9:47 PM	First time I saw this I assumed it was from some sort of porno.
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fuzzyman January 28, 2005 3:07 AM	Without seeing her face, I think the one on the left is hotter.
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DragonXero January 28, 2005 5:34 AM	Frankly, these two are better looking and have nicer bodies than any strippers I've ever known. I've known some pretty low-class strippers though.
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ivytheplant January 29, 2005 4:28 PM	Is it me, or does the girl on the left look like she's been rolling in crumbs?
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thochaos January 29, 2005 4:44 PM	I thought it looked like someone had pissed down her back, but I'll go with crumbs. I also agree with whoever said she looked hotter than the blonde even without seeing her face.
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boorite January 31, 2005 10:54 AM	Isn't anyone else outraged by the grammar of this topic? I think civilization itself is collapsing.
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mmyers January 31, 2005 1:23 PM	I am the Damien of the Grammar Apocalypse. I have 'lol' on my forehead.
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boorite January 31, 2005 3:02 PM	lol = the AOLism of teh beezt0r
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ivytheplant January 31, 2005 7:08 PM	/comics/ivytheplant/268379/ True story.
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pita February 10, 2005 12:01 PM	Frankie definitely looks underage, that's definitely Domino's pizza, and those girls are definitely not strippers, just a couple of bubble-heads who don't realize poor Frankie is gonna go out and get into an accident now. Oh, and the grammatical errors are definitely annoying. :D
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BigFrank105 February 12, 2005 11:55 AM	As if I needed another excuse to love pizza
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areallystupidguy February 13, 2005 9:24 AM	quote: I thought it looked like someone had pissed down her back, but I'll go with crumbs. I also agree with whoever said she looked hotter than the blonde even without seeing her face. Weird. I was thinking she had some kind of lumpy-backed iguana disorder. Maybe the camera is strategically placed so we can't see her bulbous, multi-directional eyes and her tongue, which attracts prey.
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