... Music snobs who automatically hate everything mainstream even if it's good.

... the mouth-breathing twats who come up with anti-drug commercials with the general theme of "you smoke a joint and when you're babysitting your sister she will drown in the pool". Isn't that reaching just a little?

... Angry Neocons who use the phrase "out of the mainstream" whenever they refer to someone who's not an ignorant redneck like they are.

... Girls who act like they like you and lead you on.. then give you the cold shoulder and break your heart... and then start flirting with you again when you've finally gotten over them.

... That idiot in my dorm who shaved a giant 'B' in his head after the RedSox won the World Series and calls everyone "bro".

... message board trolls and self-described hackers who use l33t speak.

... hippie stoners. I have no problem with people who smoke pot... only those who smoke pot so much they can't find the time to cut their hair, have showers, wash their old tye-dye shirts or even string together a coherent sentence.

.... those on the left who whine and moan so much about the election and the right, they never look at the problems in their own party structure. Shit, maybe an occasional election could be won if you stopped whining like bitches and took a good look at the indecisive, spineless pussies we elect to run against the right.

... parent groups who accuse SpongeBob Squarepants of being gay. Think about that for a second.

.... the FCC

.... grown men who listen to Christina Aguliara and Brittney Speers.

.... child molesters (which might be the same group as above)

.... teachers who talk down to students.

.... poachers and people who are generally cruel to animals

... middle-aged men with sports cars.

.... the art freaks who dress in black and drink coffee in class because they're trying to usher in a renassiance of 'beatnik' culture or something.

... the cast of 'Full House'.

If you fall into any of the above catagories, please kill yourself. Thank you.

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... middle-aged men with sports cars.

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Oh, I also hate newscasters who crack bad, scripted jokes during their coverage as a way of relating to the easily distracted audience at home.

... bad teeth.

... people with no fashion sense whatsoever, even when you've helped them out.

... people who stick to one genre of music and one genre only. Live a little, people!

... ex's who think it's "cool" to contact you a year after you've broken up and say that it was a mistake to even date in the first place.

... money, and the fact that I don't have it.

... rude people. In general.

... guys who 'rush' things. Its not a freaking light switch.

... people who think its 'funny' to tell you you're ugly or fat.

... people who take advantage of someone else's weakness.

...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

I have a Honda. >:(

You should buy a Ford

I hate my life, and Girls Gone Wild

This is probably dcom's favorite topic

I hate people who don't know when to use an apostrophe.

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...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

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...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

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.... the ATF

.....nazis

......skinheads

......emo

......people who know not what they are talking about

... people who make stupid grammar mistakes, as mentioned above.

... people who correct grammar and spelling on the Internet even when the meaning of what the ignoramus was saying is perfectly clear. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE! WHO CARES!?

... people who bring children into fine restaraunts.

... people who bring children into decent restaraunts.

... people who bring children into any restaraunt or public place, ever.

... people who bring children onto airplanes.

... people who have children.

... children.

... people with really cool, fast-looking sports cars who drive slower than me on the highway.

(Did anyone feel the urge to correct the grammar in that last sentence? See #2.)

... playing for an audience which is ignoring us, or which is comprised of seven people in a huge space.

... my last job -- espeically my team leader, who I'm convinced could not have possibly graduated high school, and yet had authority over me.

... trying to find a technical job where your entire existence is reduced to a list of "tools" you've worked with and the number of years you've done it.

... the "one chick with an acousitic guitar" genre of music.

... having to fill my car with gas.

... American cars (admittedly, for no good reason).

... anime nerds who think it's cool to throw around the seven words of Japanese (they think) they know.

... people who can't accept the possibility that their personal viewpoint might actually be wrong.

... Keanu Reeves, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc.

... action movies.

... the fact that this list is so long.

... you, for reading this far.

... your parents, for conceiving you. Also because they're people who have children.

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... people who correct grammar and spelling on the Internet even when the meaning of what the ignoramus was saying is perfectly clear. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE! WHO CARES!?

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...being punched in the face repeatedly by a big muscle-guy while his friends pin my arms behind my back and then hoist me up by a chain that happens to be hanging randomly from the ceiling in some grimy abandoned factory and then they attach electrodes from a generator to my johnson and torture me for information on the whereabouts of the stolen diamonds. I think you all know where I'm coming from.

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Most people don't realize that if you don't take care of a car it WILL run like shit. I knew a guy who drove a Taurus and was complaining that it ran like shit, but that was because he never got around to changing the oil in 2 years. yes, you heard me TWO YEARS.

I mean, oil change every 3000 (2500 for me to be safe), brakes and rotation every 6000, fuel and air filter ever 25000, serpentine belts every 100,000 miles, plus regular fluid inspection at least with the oil change.

-People who correct grammar and spelling

-People who say they are weird even though they aren't, and they're only saying it because they want to be different

-kids

-people who quote Family Guy

-people who quote Napoleon Dynamite

-stupid preppy girls who say they are nerds (because they played x-box and watched half of star wars once)

-girls who say their boyfriends are the funniest person alive, but it turns out all he does is quote Family Guy

-how nightmare Before Christmas became so trendy. I loved that movie as a child and I'm also a fan of stop frame animation, but know there are a bunch of 14 year old whores walking around with nightmare before christmas t-shirts and trucker hats they bought at Hot Topic

-Jay Leno

-Those girls who want to be friends with everyone and giggle all the time and won't shut the fuck up in class, and you know they secretly don't want anything to do with you (all schools have one)

-people who dress up their pets

-jocks

-dancing

-reality programming

-people who think child birth is a miracle

-kids who act like they are dark and mysterious

-ugly men who judge women's looks

-people who take one class on a certain subject and then they act like an expert on it

-people who give to charity just to feel better abouth themselves

-celebrity news (WHO CARES?)

-celebrities who feel obligated to help humanity (and bring a whole camera crew with them)

-alcohol

-violence

-how stupid people are so famous while intelligent people have to watch them on tv (how could paris hilton be famous for being a slut and how could ellen be famous for dancing like a drunk relative at a wedding?)

-how much celebrities get paid. they deserve all that money for mediocre acting in a shitty movie.

-hard core collectors

-advertising

-censorship (it fu*king sucks)

-parents who blame everything but themselves

-bold face liars

-cheaters

-hypocrites

-people who whine too much

-grown people who are scared of tiny insects and scream when they see them

-men who say they hate gay men but like lesbians

-singers who lip-synch

-how the news made such a big deal about prince harry dressing as a nazi at a costume party

-people who send me stupid jokes and pictures through e-mail

-people who travel to europe and come back with a phony accent and they pretend that they live there

-3D animation

-how Oprah calls everything a miracle

-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world

-Mc Donalds

-Jared from Subway

-nice people who are taken advantage of

-teenagers who whine about how horrible their parents are, even though they are very well off ("boo hoo, my dad made me take the trash out. i'm so misunderstood.)

-SUVs

-people who don't give anything a chance

-not pie

-students who don't come prepared for class everyday and ask me for pens/paper/ect......

-celebrities who endorse products for millions (i'm also mad that it works....on idiots)

-sprite comics

-anime

-police who abuse the little power they have

-people who say firemen are heroes. WRONG! they're just doing their job!

-people who write cheques and use credit cards while purchasing small, cheap products

-people who pray on every problem they face

-idiots in my HIGH SCHOOL class who don't know how to read

-people who shush me

-people who use soft words in place for disabilties. it doesnt make it any less tragic!!!!!!

-car commercials

-cartoons these days....THEY BLOW!

-how almost everything is based on image and not talent

-America taking our comedians

-singers making songs about how they want to be left alone, even though most of them have or will have reality shows

-hardly any adventure game is made anymore

-good cartoons like home movies is canceled but the simpsons are still on the air and their last few seasons sucked

-people who demand perfection

-people who can't take a hint

-bands who suck and the only people who don't know it is them

-football (or all sports)

-Mad magazine. They used to be good, now they're lame as lame can be. And they solf out, MAN!

-Disney sequels

-product placement

-people who soup up their crappy cars with neon lights and racing stripes

-most people who can't see that Avril is full of shit

-how my list is so long and i'm only 18

-people who air guitar

-how most people who wear Ramones shirts are lying posers

-people who say stuff like "i dress like myself" even though they're going along with what the lstest trend is

-hunting

-jocks (again)

-Maury

-those annoying morning radio hosts

-telemarketers

-girls who wear shirts with hanna barbera characters on it but THEY DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOWS! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF, BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WALLY GATOR IS!!!!!!

-Atkin's diet

-any diet

-most old people

-people who know something that you don't then act like they're so much better than you

-gimmicks

-losers who flood guestbooks in a library in Baltimore

-morons in my school hall-way who won't get the fuck out of my way

-adults who act like children

-stupid art students who wear all black and take crappy pictures which they think are deep.....morons

-goth kids who write crappy poems in their crappy blogs

-blogs

-people who take your chair when you go up to go to the bathroom

-people with annoying laughs

-people who say god bless you when I sneeze....shut up! snot shot out of my nostrils! god is not involved!

-people who spend more than 5 minutes getting dressed

-people who wear band names on their shirts. guess what: nobody cares who you listewn to!!!!!!

-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!

-police academy movies

-people

Shall I continue?

I really do have tons more, but I'm sure everybody does.

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-how Oprah calls everything a miracle

-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world

-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!

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I never said I hated Oprah.

Dr Phil raped my mom once...

she was raped because she wanted to get raped!

Dr Phil told her it was "tough love". :(

- mouth-breathers and 'see-food'ers

- loud breathers

- evangelists

- people without standards

- bigots and people who allow themselves to be blindly shepherded along without question and their descendants and ancestors BACK TO THE FIRST AMOEBA

- people who pick their noses in interviews

- people who get in my way (rude 'administrative assistants', inefficient people, incompetent people, and idiots)

- flirts and studs

- freeloaders

- verbal diarrhea and people who whine incessantly -- suck it up, and five times out of ten it'll save you from getting fucked up the ass.

Gotta go mop floors. AGAIN. Damn all this winter dirt.

- people

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-people who quote Napoleon Dynamite

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Everyone at my school thinks I sound exactly like Napoleon Dynamite, so everyday I'm forced to hear "What are you gonna do today Napoleon?" at least 80 times.

Good movie tho.

-People who correct grammar and spelling

Yeah. like thier not going to make a miskate--evar!

-People who say they are weird even though they aren't, and they're only saying it because they want to be different

True. If you're weird, other people know it already and don't sit with you in the school cafeteria.

-kids

You and Scyess will only feel that way until you have one of your own. And if you're not planning on breeding, then thanks. ;)

-people who quote Family Guy

This list is freakin' sweet!

-people who quote Napoleon Dynamite

People who haven't seen Napolean Dynamite.

-stupid preppy girls who say they are nerds (because they played x-box and watched half of star wars once)

Can't argue with that.

-girls who say their boyfriends are the funniest person alive, but it turns out all he does is quote Family Guy

...and Oprah.

-how nightmare Before Christmas became so trendy. I loved that movie as a child and I'm also a fan of stop frame animation, but know there are a bunch of 14 year old whores walking around with nightmare before christmas t-shirts and trucker hats they bought at Hot Topic

Do I have to go to Canada to find these whores?

-Jay Leno

...and anybody who looks like him.

-Those girls who want to be friends with everyone and giggle all the time and won't shut the fuck up in class, and you know they secretly don't want anything to do with you (all schools have one)

One?

-people who dress up their pets

Say that to Froofry's face, you heel!

-jocks

Straps? Or people who play sports?

-dancing

Pasttime o' the devil, verily.

-reality programming

Programming is the key word, there.

-people who think child birth is a miracle

Right on! The miracle is finding a chick to accept your demon seed.

-kids who act like they are dark and mysterious

You can act dark or mysterious but not both at the same time.

-ugly men who judge women's looks

Ugly men who dress up like women.

-people who take one class on a certain subject and then they act like an expert on it

Dr. Phil?

-people who give to charity just to feel better abouth themselves

There's another reason?

-celebrity news (WHO CARES?)

Celebrity nudes. Now who cares?

-celebrities who feel obligated to help humanity (and bring a whole camera crew with them)

After that nice Regis Philbin set up the Save Boinky33 Foundation for you? For shame.

-alcohol

(being out of)

-violence

...and bloodshed

-how stupid people are so famous while intelligent people have to watch them on tv (how could paris hilton be famous for being a slut and how could ellen be famous for dancing like a drunk relative at a wedding?)

Intelligent people don't have to watch them.

-how much celebrities get paid. they deserve all that money for mediocre acting in a shitty movie.

They deserve what the market will bear.

-hard core collectors

Boinky prefers soft-core collectors.

-advertising

But how will we know which peanut butter to buy?

-censorship (it fu*king sucks)

No f*cking kidding.

-parents who blame everything but themselves

It's not their fault.

-bold face liars

...and bald-faced liars.

-cheaters

Aw, come on, I told you MikeyG didn't mean anything to me.

-hypocrites

...and hypochondriacs.

-people who whine too much

People who know too much about wine.

-grown people who are scared of tiny insects and scream when they see them

That's only because you've never been roughed up by the Silverfish Mafia.

-men who say they hate gay men but like lesbians

I think they only like centerfold lesbians--not real lesbians.

-singers who lip-synch

Blame it on the rain.

-how the news made such a big deal about prince harry dressing as a nazi at a costume party

He shouldn't have pussed out on the little moustache and mop top.

-people who send me stupid jokes and pictures through e-mail

Does that include people who post stupid jokes and pictures in the forums?

-people who travel to europe and come back with a phony accent and they pretend that they live there

Just say, "Madonna," and move on.

-3D animation

Okay.

-how Oprah calls everything a miracle

...especially childbirth.

-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world

Being a stay at home DAD is the hardest job in the world.

-Mc Donalds

Mc Rib

-Jared from Subway

...and anyone who eats at Subway or rides a subway.

-nice people who are taken advantage of

Can I borrow your cell phone a minute (to call Beirut)?

-teenagers who whine about how horrible their parents are, even though they are very well off ("boo hoo, my dad made me take the trash out. i'm so misunderstood.)

Word.

-SUVs

But they're so utilitarian!

-people who don't give anything a chance

People who give everything a chance.

-not pie

Pi.

-students who don't come prepared for class everyday and ask me for pens/paper/ect......

Tell them to fuck off.

-celebrities who endorse products for millions (i'm also mad that it works....on idiots)

Hey, Wilford Brimley actually uses Metamucil.

-sprite comics

...and that weird little dude on the Sprite commercials.

-anime

Hentai.

-police who abuse the little power they have

Somebody's gotta keep us in line.

-people who say firemen are heroes. WRONG! they're just doing their job!

RIGHT! Real heroes work for the IRS.

-people who write cheques and use credit cards while purchasing small, cheap products

Excuse me for not hemorrhaging cash.

-people who pray on every problem they face

Yeah, I'm busy, you morons.

-idiots in my HIGH SCHOOL class who don't know how to read

You should be grateful that they won't be taking away your future job opportunites.

-people who shush me

(too obvious)

-people who use soft words in place for disabilties. it doesnt make it any less tragic!!!!!!

People who assume that having a disability is tragic.

-car commercials

Commercial cars.

-cartoons these days....THEY BLOW!

They blow the old ones away, that is.

-how almost everything is based on image and not talent

What in the name of Ashlee Simpson is wrong with you?

-America taking our comedians

We're too uptight to laugh at ourselves.

-singers making songs about how they want to be left alone, even though most of them have or will have reality shows

Tell that to poor Rockwell (aka, Barry Gordy, Jr.)

-hardly any adventure game is made anymore

Zelda has left the building.

-good cartoons like home movies is canceled but the simpsons are still on the air and their last few seasons sucked

Mediocrity 1
Genius 0.

-people who demand perfection

"Perfection's my selection, and I will select; and if it's not perfect, I will perfect." "Perfection" from Raising Hell by Run-DMC.

-people who can't take a hint

If they can't read, then they probably lack the ability to process subtle clues as well.

-bands who suck and the only people who don't know it is them

Metallica, U2, R.E.M.--this means you!

-football (or all sports)

Does that include curling?

-Mad magazine. They used to be good, now they're lame as lame can be. And they solf out, MAN!

Mad is now Cracked.

-Disney sequels

...only on DVD!

-product placement

Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

-people who soup up their crappy cars with neon lights and racing stripes

Ricers! And people who buy Nutz for their trucks.

-most people who can't see that Avril is full of shit

But Avril shit brings Mai flowers.

-how my list is so long and i'm only 18

Angry young men.

-people who air guitar

That's so 20th century. Air glockenspiel!

-how most people who wear Ramones shirts are lying posers

Didn't the Ramones wear Ramones shirts?

-people who say stuff like "i dress like myself" even though they're going along with what the lstest trend is

I dress like Abe Vigoda.

-hunting

Don't forget fishing.

-jocks (again)

...and guys named Jacques.

-Maury

...and his wife.

-those annoying morning radio hosts

...or anyone who laughs too loudly at their own jokes.

-telemarketers

I prefer spammers.

-girls who wear shirts with hanna barbera characters on it but THEY DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOWS! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF, BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WALLY GATOR IS!!!!!!

(I think this one is my favorite of the whole list.)

-Atkin's diet

Atkins died.

-any diet

...promoted by Anna Nicole Smith (take off that Magilla Gorilla, bitch!).

-most old people

Kids, old people...you forgot a few groups inbetween.

-people who know something that you don't then act like they're so much better than you

Ken Jennings? (the Jeopardy guy)

-gimmicks

Tricks.

-losers who flood guestbooks in a library in Baltimore

BANNED!

-morons in my school hall-way who won't get the fuck out of my way

That means you skanks at the mall, too!

-adults who act like children

...and the witches who eat them--on the next Maury.

-stupid art students who wear all black and take crappy pictures which they think are deep.....morons

ARTY: I call it, "Fleshy Intruder."
BOINKY: Ass, that's just your thumb in the shot.

-goth kids who write crappy poems in their crappy blogs

You just made every goth kid very happy (but not too much).

-blogs

I'm beginning to think you don't like much of anything or anyone...

-people who take your chair when you go up to go to the bathroom

You moved it; you losed it.

-people with annoying laughs

...for $400, Alex.

-people who say god bless you when I sneeze....shut up! snot shot out of my nostrils! god is not involved!

God is snot in the details.

-people who spend more than 5 minutes getting dressed

What if it's really dark, and you can't tell if your socks are navy or black?

-people who wear band names on their shirts. guess what: nobody cares who you listewn to!!!!!!

CD Swap #6 going on now!

-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!

I have to watch Gilligan's Island in the closet because of boinky.

-police academy movies

...but not that sexy Michael Winslow.

-people

...with too much time on their hands who respond to lists posted on the Internet (and people who capitalize internet).

Man umfum, you said something about "people who soup up crappy cars with neon" just made me laugh...

this dumbass in my grade has a 95' toyota corolla that his rich grandma gave him, and he thinks its the fastest thing ever. He's done nothing to the engine, but he's tinted the windows to a deep black, put on a $300 Spoiler, installed green neon, removed the "C" and the "O" from the trunk so that it says "ROLLA" (instead of COROLLA) and worships the movie "the Fast and the Furious". I just want to punch this kid in the balls whenever I look at him.

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-kids

You and Scyess will only feel that way until you have one of your own. And if you're not planning on breeding, then thanks. ;)

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... feeling sick after drinking.

... eating stupid McDonald's food that made me feel sick.

... being unable to scr0e free drinks from ANYONE at the bar we went to tonight. Damn uptight wankers.

... being so ridiculously drunk.

-cheap cunts who expect everyone else to buy them things

-people who brag about being drunk on the internet

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...Those pitiful sacks of shit who fill up their water bottles in public water fountains when you're really really thirsty. Anyone who does this should fuck off and die. I hate all those assholes.

-- People who mistake being quiet for being anti-social and anti-social for being perverted. These people need to shut up badly.

-- People who have minor diseases and flaunt them like jewelery.

-- Interrupting cows.

-- Friends of dates who test you by asking you troubling questions, such as, "So, Thrombold... Eucalania tells me you're involved in the steel dildo business.... tell us about that."

-- Anyone named either Thrombold or Eucalania.

I have a new signature

... clowns, especially Ronald McDonald, but not the Joker, because he is refreshingly honest as far as clowns go, and not Harley Quinn, because she's cute and not that clownlike.

... cigarettes

... smokers

... people who always stink really bad and don't do anything about it.

... pollution

... cold

... snow

... pompous jerks

... people who dress to look like vampires, not including actors in movies or TV shows.

... Marilyn Manson

... tattoos

... any body piercing beyond earrings for women or girls.

... men who wear earrings or long hair.

... bling bling

... rap

... Lawrence Welk

... Full House

... According to Jim, because I would rather see Kimberly Williams in something good, such as Relativity or Lucky 7.

... sports, with the exception of women's sychronized swimming.

... anime, with few exceptions, such as Princess Mononoke.

... Scooby Doo

... People magazine

... Highlights magazine

... post-modernism

... nihilism

... being overworked

... Islam

... Christian fundamentalism

... fascism

... Nazis

... dystopian societies that repress individuality

... sadists like Josef Stalin

... hatemongers like Fred Phelps

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... any body piercing beyond earrings for women or girls.

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... any body piercing beyond earrings for women or girls.

... men who wear earrings or long hair.

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... dystopian societies that repress individuality

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...Jerry Seinfeld (but his show is excellent)

...girls that expect you to ditch all of your friends so that you two can date

...Iowa

...cherry pie

...Sausage

...babies

...ugly guys that think they're God's gift to women

...fat girls that think they're 150 pounds lighter than they actually are

...douche bag guys who like having sex with as many sweet and vulnerbale girls as possible

...spiders

...Burger King hamburgers

...any "upscale clothing store" that smells like perfume (except Hollister)

I still don't know what the hell a Napoleon Dynamite is.

... excessively negative people

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Plot Summary for
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...people who have one schtick that's funny the first couple times, but after twenty or so years haven't bothered to get a new one so now it's lame and overdone.

...people who seem to think that "I don't want to cook tonight. Interested in going to ?" means that the entire neighborhood should be invited and I should pick up the check.

...stupid assholes who do you a favor friend-to-friend and then demand reimbursement for it though in the four years since meeting said stupid asshole, you haven't asked for a goddamned thing in return.

...dreams about clowns and ghost children that disturb me so greatly I couldn't wake up.

...that the cute upstairs neighbor has a girlfriend.

...people who demand I see a movie I've already made my up NOT to see and use the argument "You'll like it if you just saw it" and won't give up even if I tell them there's a curse on my family and if I see the movie, everyone will die horrible deaths and I'll be eternally cursed to listen to nonstop Ashlee Simpson.

...people who seem to think that having my own kid means I'll no longer be annoyed by children because "it's different when it's yours" (like my mother). Right. I have my own tooth cavity, but that doesn't mean I like them any better. Some people don't like children, just as some people don't like peanut butter (or are deathly allergic). Nothing is gonna change that, especially not having one. That's why kids end up in orphanages and dumpsters.