Mr. Pig got laid off from his job at the Piggly Wiggly

You know the economy's in the toilet when he can't even bring home the bacon.

"Goddamn cops hasslin' me all th' time. Fucking pigs."

"It's Bar-B-Que Time?!?! Holy fuck!"

Pickled pig's feet?

Mr. Pig celebrates his first BJ by trying to drink away the taste.

Hammy the pig chef drowns his sorrows after he's told where they get all those ribs he's been barbequing.

Farmer Brown discovers the greatest breakfast innovation since cereal: bacon that gets you drunk.

"K-k-uh-keep 'em c-uh-coming, b-b-uh-bitch!"

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

"Now that I've squealed on Old MacDonald, I'll have to enter the porcine protection program."

"Oh god, I screwed a human chick... Ugh, I'm gonna puke. The things I do for money."

"Another pint, barkeep. I roashted three of my coushins on a goddamn shpit today."

"Ei lady, whatsh ya laughing about? Quit busting my chops!"

"Ahhh...the more I drink, the more these ugly bitches look like pigs."

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Hammy the pig chef drowns his sorrows after he's told where they get all those ribs he's been barbequing.

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"A pig is sitting at that bar." observed a random pedestrian.

He watched their reflection in his glass and thought, God, the one in the sweater is cute. I wonder if they're a couple. I wonder if they're even...you know. God, if only I had reliable gaydar. *sigh*

After her new tv show Fat Actress bombed aging actress Kirstie Alley was seen at a local pub drowning her sorrows and contemplating dianetics.

On a break from the court, Liza Minelli contemplates where her life went wrong.