This is the first image I've completely cleaned in a while. Hopefully I'll find the time to actually photoshop some comics (like that series I attempted to a while back).

Well, there's something you don't see every day.

The red-hot groin is nice.

Ahhh! Furries!

I'd like to hire her for a private party.

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The red-hot groin is nice.

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I think you should put some sexy gradients on there. Lots of them. Like, everywhere.

And really put that glow effect to good use, crank it up to 11 on the glow.

And put some lens flares, nothing say style and class like lens flares. You could use like 6.

And put like some wicked cool saying like "Who wants to play?" or something wicked cool, and use one of the sweet pre-set text effects. Like a wave or something. And make it a script font in all caps. And don't forget to crank that glow up on the text.

It'll be wicked.

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I think you should put some sexy gradients on there. Lots of them. Like, everywhere.

And really put that glow effect to good use, crank it up to 11 on the glow.

And put some lens flares, nothing say style and class like lens flares. You could use like 6.

And put like some wicked cool saying like "Who wants to play?" or something wicked cool, and use one of the sweet pre-set text effects. Like a wave or something. And make it a script font in all caps. And don't forget to crank that glow up on the text.

It'll be wicked.

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What if instead of PHOTO-shop they called it FART-o-shop?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!FRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of crack are you on? Do you realize how old this clunker of a machine is? It might have a heart attack. And its got Win ME on it. x_x I'm lucky I can even RUN photoshop.

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What kind of crack are you on? Do you realize how old this clunker of a machine is? It might have a heart attack. And its got Win ME on it. x_x I'm lucky I can even RUN photoshop.

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I was not being serious, I would have thought this was evident by my suggesting horrible design ideas.

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I thought they were great ideas. Right now I'm applying them all to a photo of Ernest Borgnine and Rod Steiger playing naked volleyball.

I have a poster of that on the ceiling above my bed.

I have the grainy, black-and-white 8mm film footage.