Andy won't be clicking this thread, so let's talk about the bastard!

Good idea!

He's a good-looking guy, isn't he? Intelligent, too. His strips are easily the funniest on the site.

Well that spoiled everything.

Yep, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to put one over on me.

It's hard after your wife keeps me up all night screaming for more.

zing!

Sorry, what was that? I was too busy getting your mother to suck your dad's shit off my penis to pay any attention.

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Sometimes having bisexual, swinging parents can be a little weird, especially when they insist on boning your friends. But I think I'm getting used to it. Did Dad wear his Batman costume?

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Sometimes having bisexual, swinging parents can be a little weird, especially when they insist on boning your friends. But I think I'm getting used to it. Did Dad wear his Batman costume?

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Club soda works wonders for blood stains.

At least, that's what your mama says, Andy. Buy the old bint some tampons, for fuck sake, or I'm sending her home without the cheque.

Now I'm the one having a seizure.

I was going to join in, but I think I am outclassed.

There are a lot of things you could be in this thread, outclassed ISN'T one of them.

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At least, that's what your mama says, Andy. Buy the old bint some tampons, for fuck sake, or I'm sending her home without the cheque.

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In my years of linguistics, I was never told that some people uncontrollably post with an accent...

Do tell. Your Australian accent comes through loud and clear. It's almost like having Paul Hogan sitting in the room with me.

Ewww.... he got plastic surgery, and it looked like someone stuffed a vacuum cleaner nozzle up his nose and turned it onto BLOW. Urgh... shiny and squishy...

It's honkers like that what'll get you Subaru ads, my friend.

That always amused me... an ex-pat Aussie selling a Japanese car to the American people...

Can someone get Andydougan's mom and dad away from my dog? He's had enough trauma in his life, and he doens't need to see two more freaks of nature.