Okay, I'd like to preface with saying that I don't have a problem with most "abnormal" relationships. Homosexuality doesn't bother me at all. Polygamy is weird, but I can't say I have a problem with it if all parties are fine with it. Swingers are fine too. But what I can't fucking stand is incest.

I have been talking with one of the users of this site recently, and I found out that he's been screwing his sister. I had thought it was weird beforehand. Any of you who know him well at all should already be suspicious of it. Areallystupidguy admitted it a few minutes ago, and I felt I should out this sick relationship.

It started out just weird. He sleeps with his sister, he and his sister are planning on moving to New Jersey, and his sister is even thinking of adopting a child, while ASG takes over the role of father in the kid's life.

I thought he was just a cool kid and such, a little weird, but pretty cool. But now, I feel disgusted to have known him. I leave this topic for people to flame this twisted little family circle.

By the way, if you don't know, the user "Cities" is ASG's sister.

I have a conjoined twin named Anita, and sometimes I let the cleaning lady have lesbian sex with her. Is that so wrong?

Uh, April Fools?

Um...I hope this is a joke. Even if it isn't, you have no right to post his business in here like that.

Sometimes I wish I had a brother...

Who can blame him, though? Have you seen Cities?

So what's wrong with fucking your sister? HUH HUH??? Lol j/k, To each their own, sometimes family love can be mistaken for lust....in some cultures this is considered normal...like mars or something

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Who can blame him, though? Have you seen Cities?

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What is wrong with sex with sister? Ehh? We pretend to be husband and wife all the time! I also make love with the donkeys on my farm! [/Borat]

(In all seriousness though, let's keep arsg's business his own. Maybe he was making an April Fool's joke and you fell for it)

(from last oct)
[13:48:37] hi stupid
[13:49:01] bey batman
[13:49:03] hey*
[13:49:11] how's it going?
[13:49:29] it's going alright
[13:49:42] cool
[13:49:55] your sister's not dead?
[13:50:04] not yet
[13:50:17] that eclipse was durn ominous though
[13:51:05] well maybe next time
[13:51:14] heh
[13:51:18] yeah, maybe so
[13:51:39] i got her a sweater
[13:51:59] she really likes those things for some ungodly reason
[13:53:10] does she sweat a lot?
[13:53:50] not that i know of
[13:54:29] she's not big on sweating
[13:56:59] she's one of those sweat-immune people
[13:57:03] it's kind of scary
[13:59:08] maybe she's just saving it for a special occasion
[13:59:21] perhaps
[14:03:48] the sweaters look good on her at least, so there's something good about it
[14:04:19] are you attracted to her when she's wearing it?
[14:04:59] of course not
[14:06:01] she IS my sister
[14:06:07] So you think she's ugly?
[14:06:15] no
[14:06:23] Then you find her to be attractive.
[14:06:33] ?
[14:06:37] she's very pretty
[14:06:47] i find her to be attractive, but not to me
[14:06:52] And you're not attracted to pretty girls?
[14:07:12] i'm not attracted to them when i'm closely related to them
[14:07:40] What if you didn't know you were related?
[14:08:02] If you never knew your sister, then one day you met her, would you be attracted to her?
[14:08:17] i guess so
[14:08:31] But you'd be closely related to her.
[14:09:04] i wouldn't know it though, so until we had retarded three eyed children i'd be just fine with it
[14:09:20] i might start catching ont hen, but most likely not
[14:10:08] What if you fell in love with your sister, not knowing she was your sister, married her and had retarded three eyed children? Would you divorce her?
[14:10:25] if i found out she was my sister, yes
[14:10:26] * cowtipper (~Stripper@template-EBE78EA3.verizon.net) has left #stripcreator (Leaving)
[14:10:33] But you love her.
[14:10:41] Surely you can work around that.
[14:10:46] hmmm
[14:11:00] well if you put it that way, i guess we might
[14:11:28] "might" being the key word
[14:11:47] "guess" being the other key word
[14:11:51] heh.
[14:12:14] If you found out your sister who you are not attracted to is not your sister, would you be attracted to her then?
[14:13:18] that's a tricky one
[14:14:06] it would be hard to switch from thinking of her as a blood relative to a sexy babe who lives with me
[14:14:06] What if your sister's body was on someone else? Would you be attracted to the person with your sister's body who isn't your sister?
[14:14:51] if it was her body that was switched we'd still be blood related
[14:15:03] plus her personality would be gone, and i always liked that
[14:15:09] So it's the blood that's the problem?
[14:15:24] SHe still has boobs though.
[14:15:32] Boobs aren't all blood.
[14:16:16] haha
[14:16:42] i guess that's true
[14:16:50] ask me one more question then i gotta sleep
[14:17:19] what if your mom married another guy and he had a daughter, and you grew up with her as your sister, you wouldn't be related. WOuld you have sex with her?
[14:18:13] well she'd still be my half sister, tha'ts still related
[14:18:26] plus i'd be way older than her, that might not work
[14:18:31] Not if her dad came in with her.
[14:18:37] And this happened a long time ago
[14:18:53] So you'd be the same age
[14:19:09] It would be like in the Brady Bunch.
[14:19:24] They were all fucking each other and there was no problem.
[14:19:53] haha
[14:20:54] well, see ya
[14:21:05] * stupidguy (stupidguy@template-849D89B7.Level3.net) Quit (Quit: Dysentery)

... Which proves that this was a dumb April Fools that DX fell for. This thread is fucked up and should be deleted.

I think DX is fucked up and should be deleted.

So is DX the fooler or the foolee?

Foolee, I'd say. If he's the Fooler then this is one of the more fucked up April Fools I've seen. And I've seen a lot.

Either way, it's so obviously not true, as to be painful.

That conversation is funny as hell...funny that the topic of fucking sisters would come up so often...unless it's at my house...then it comes up daily

I'd like to see some proof of this accusation. While some of this stuff is true, there's no sinister plot behind it. We share a bed because she's been incapable of sleeping alone basically all her life. We have a unique relationship, not a humpy relationship. Jeez.

I thought all this stuff was cool to keep as a secret with you, man.

That's NEATO...so why can't she sleep alone, out of curiosity, i had that problem myself, then just realized that i'm a manwhore

This was very bad form.

We dunno, really. She just gets paranoid and starts feeling all vulnerable and so on. She used to sleep with my mom but she gave her the boot when she turned 14, so now she's with me. It's a comfort thing, I guess. Like I said, it's nothing even remotely sexual. Well, maybe remotely. But not any more than that.

Well nothing wrong with that, If that were me my sis would have to either sleep on the couch or join in when i bring a woman home...lol

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We dunno, really. She just gets paranoid and starts feeling all vulnerable and so on. She used to sleep with my mom but she gave her the boot when she turned 14, so now she's with me. It's a comfort thing, I guess. Like I said, it's nothing even remotely sexual. Well, maybe remotely. But not any more than that.

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This is either the greatest April Fools thread I have ever seen in my life OR someone did something really tacky.

If it's the first option, bravo to all of you...

If it's the second, spankings all around.

You know, sleeping with relatives is only taboo because of genetic corruption. You'd be better off sleeping with your parents anyway. You're more closely related to siblings than parents.

Cats never have a problem with it. They sleep with every other cat on the planet. Cause they're cats and they don't give a damn about genetic diversity.

Meow?

It actually wasn't ASG who told me all this. Cities was the one who started telling me everything. She confessed to me last night. At first, I didn't believe it, but she convinced me. I know I should be more trustworthy, but I just couldn't deal with this, and I thought it was worth telling everyone.

Sorry for the confusion out of my first post, I was just kinda shaken by the idea. And sickened.

I had this conversation with her last night:

DragonXero666: Hey Jonah
Areallystupidguy: Hey, what's up?
DragonXero666: Not much. Just trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my ex.
Areallystupidguy: that sucks. what's up with her?
DragonXero666: Meh, she's just being weird lately.
Areallystupidguy: that sucks. btw, this is Amy.
DragonXero666: Oh, hey! Shoulda told me before.
DragonXero666: You always do that to me!
Areallystupidguy: haha
DragonXero666: So what's up?
DragonXero666: With you guys?
Areallystupidguy: Ummm, not much.. heh..
Areallystupidguy: listen, I've got something to tell you that you can't let anyone know. we've known you for a while and I think I can trust you.
DragonXero666: ?
Areallystupidguy: sorry
Areallystupidguy: it's just that.. well.. jonah and I are worried about what people will think...
DragonXero666: What, about you guys moving out together? Who cares what they think, it's not like you're screwing eachother or something X-)
Areallystupidguy: Well, actually...
DragonXero666: Hahahaha, come on. You guys hate it when *I* joke about it, but now you're joking about it.
Areallystupidguy: no, I'm not joking about it...
DragonXero666: Oh come on, you're full of it.
DragonXero666: I know what date it is today, no one's tricking me.
Areallystupidguy: look, I'm serious. Jonah and I.. fooled around last night... I was really feeling bad so I curled up with him and we started hugging and then kissing.. and one thing led to another..
DragonXero666: Hahahahaa, okay, this is too much. You've gotta be joking.
Areallystupidguy: NO I'M NOT. god, I hoped you'd believe me. I need to know what to do here!
DragonXero666: Ummm... if you're really serious, you should never, ever do that shit again.
Areallystupidguy: I am serious. I don't know if we can stop. it was so right, I just couldn't help it... I love my brother and I will never feel right with anyone else. I really think were gonna keep doing this...
DragonXero666: Hahahaha, sure.
DragonXero666: I love this day. All the joke sites come up and all the stations play joke shows all day, 'cept for like Fox News and shit.
Areallystupidguy: look, i'm really hoping you believe me. I can't really tell anyone else and I need to get this out of my system.
DragonXero666: Okay, okay, look, I'm not sure I believe you.
DragonXero666: But please, don't joke with me about this. I've been believing you guys this whole time about not having feelings for eachother.
Areallystupidguy: I'm not joking. I really started liking my brother... i know we can't have any real kids or anything, but this is just something we need to do.
Areallystupidguy: are you gonna still want to talk to us?
DragonXero666: I don't know... this is too weird...
Areallystupidguy: sorry
Areallystupidguy: well... i need to get to bed...
DragonXero666: What, with your brother?!
Areallystupidguy: well we have been sleeping together for years... i won't be stopping that now... i just hope mom doesn't find out about this. I am pretty sure she already suspected it before it happened...
DragonXero666: Ugh... whatever...
Areallystupidguy: night...
DragonXero666: Yeah, night...

That story should be sent to playboy or something...steamy shit...actaully i think it must be an april fools gag on ya man

I honestly thought it was at first too, but she really convinced me. If you knew the two like I do, you'd realize how likely something like this is. They've always slept together, and Cities thinks of ASG as much more than a brother. She always goes to him when she's feeling shitty about something. I guess it was a natural escalation, but I still think it's sick.

Whether it actually happened or not, it was 100% wrong and unnecessary to break a promise to keep that information secret and broadcast it for everyone on this site to see. I disagree with incest, but what you did is also quite immoral.

sick.....LIKE A FOX!

DX really crossed the line this time. i think he should be banned from the forums.

Look man, this is sick and wrong. Imagine if you found out Brian and Jenny were doing shit together, wouldn't you be horribly disgusted?!

if a friend admitted something like this to me, i wouldn't go fucking posting it all over the fucking idiot you fucking asshole.

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too much angst

Happy April Fool's day everyone. As some of you suspected this was a sick joke. And as some of you suspected, it was Areallystupidguy's joke. What none of you really seemed to point out was that we were both in on it, as was his sister. I was hoping she'd post something to make it more realistic, but oh well. I figure anyone who hasn't figured it out yet knows now.

I apologize if some of you thought this was in poor taste.

Yes, it's all true. The real mastermind (mistressmind?) of this one was Cities, though. Blame her. Happy April Fool's, everybody.

Cities just made my favorites list three times.

Awesome! I'm sorry I never posted anything, I guess I totally missed out. Ah well. Happy April Fool's, and I'm glad me and ARSG's unique relationship had a chance to be celebrated.

Uh, never mind.

Thats fucking sick.

can we still ban DX?

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I apologize if some of you thought this was in poor taste.

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Ii should be noted that I was the first to guess that this was an elaborate April Fools joke. Ah yes, the advantages of age and experience.

Ha ha! Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. You guys even had me convinced and I was a skeptic at least until page 2 of this thread.

At least most people have a sense of humor. :D

BTW, blow me Tony.

Called it.

Thanks to this thread, which I read late last night, I had a strange and disturbing dream about my brother.

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GAG.

and ball?

You sick, dirty, offensive, provincial rube!

Genius, total fucking genius, DX.

good stuff, well met