"The winner of the Cheeri-Ho's invitation, feeling a bit worn out, gratefully kissed her new chrystal schlong"

Annika Sorenstem was later quoted to have said "It's a dick."

"Shouldn't this be black?"

The audience was stunned when her tongue slid out and wrapped around her trophy. She was quoted as saying, "Oops, that was supposed to be later in the shower."

Cheerios' new ad campaign represents something of a shift in its target demographic.

"I will treasure this life-sized model of Zaster's manhood always."

Get a room... and a video camera.

"I can't wait to show this to the rest of the dykes at the Sports Club."

"Now I can toss away my Clitty-Bruiser 2000."

and one I'm surprised no one else has said yet...

"From a hole in one to one in hole."

Check out what I swiped from the Oscar-Meyer Invite!

After a few minutes with that thing in the shower room, she found that her O was in fact quite cheery.

Woman golfer kisses huge acrylic dick.