This is a tragedy.

Wow, those Mothers Against Drunk Driving are really really M.A.D.D.

and one million for my homies

That was some Tailgate Party. Y'know, the kind of party that the Boston Tea Party was.

It takes a hell of a lot of bait to catch frat boys these days.

Now that's what I call alcohol abuse.

Sorry, I was trying to use the forklift again...*

*I worked a summer in a beer distribution warehouse. Whilst attempting to use the forklift once, I dropped a whole shitload of Budweiser cases. I didn't feel too bad, because it was Budweiser.

The aftermath of the Saint Patricks Day parade

99,386,485 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,485 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,484 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,484 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,484 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,483 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,483 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,483 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,482 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,482 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,482 bottles of beer,
You take one down and pass it around,
99,386,481 bottles of beer on the truck.

99,386,481 bottles of beer on the truck,
99,386,481 bottles of beer,
You take ... AW FUCK IT!!!!!
22 bottles of beer on the truck.

Another alcohol-related traffic accident.

This still does not answer the age old question "why did the chicken cross the road"

Crocodile Hunter: KRIKEYS Isn't this a tragedy, the ferrel beers will migration has been interrupted when they tried to cross this busy road, this certainly will put a damper on their population.....*licks road while masterbating*

A rare photo of the wild beer during mating season.

"And the beer..." Fuck, I don't know. LORD, you can take Hunter S. Thompson, you can take the Pope, but why?! WHY?! WHY THIS LORD, WHY?!

"Whew, if this was any beer but Grolsch this would have been a tragedy."

looks like their attempt to free the people failed

quote:

---

"Whew, if this was any beer but Grolsch this would have been a tragedy."

---

Q: How many beers does it take to make Camilla Parker Bowles look attractive?

This is what happens when you tell Grolsch drinkers that they're full of Schlitz.

quote:

---

This is what happens when you tell Grolsch drinkers that they're full of Schlitz.

---