"Catholocism: Not nearly as scary as... oh, never mind."

everbody in da Hissouse put yo hands in da air, like you just don' care

The first papal pantomime.

No, really! My putz is this long!

People, people, please! Yes, I'm still going to opress the gays, don't worry.

"As you can see, there is nothing up my sleeve. Now for my next trick, I'll need a young boy from the audience..."

You shoulda seen how bad I stretched out that altar boys asshole...

"Ten."

"Prepare to bleed so I may bathe in it!"

"Hey, wanna hurry it up? I'm 78, I'll probably be dead in a week."

Heil Popeler!

"I can't wait to start condemning shit!!!"

"It's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big"

"Holy shit!I'm ze Pope, ja!"

"Pappa Razi" *

Pope Benedict tries to reach out to the more progressive wing of the Catholic church, and throttle it.

You knew it was coming, you couldn't stop it. Many of you probably wanted to say it but thought it was just far too cheesy:

"The Popeinator."

'Hold that thought, guys. I haven't sh*t for days and it's starting to show.'

I can't believe no one's done these yet:

"And now, young Skywalker...you will die."

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

I was getting around to it!

That guy gives me nightmares.

"...and you will all bow down and worship the first Beast and the Dragon!"

The faithful were unsure whether newly elected Pope Benedict XVI was engaging in a highly elaborate mime act, or whether he had simply been placed within a large perspex box...

Raise your hands if you're sure (you've been elected Pope).