You find out that a girl you would love to humiliate due to the fact she's a back-talking cunt who cheated on your best friend a year ago, is *actually* having sex with one of your professors. The professor isn't even a good professor, but he's an okay person. Do you blow the lid off the whole shebang for perhaps less than ethical reasons, or do you just let the thing play out on its own and stay the Hell out? I don't want to hurt the school or even the professor (though I think anyone who has sex with their student is a fucking scumbag), but I've wanted to get back at this girl for a while, but this... I dunno... it just seems too big. What do you guys think?

While the professor's conduct is unethical, my thought is if it doesn't directly affect you, don't intervene.

That's what I thought. I don't think I will, although revenge fantasies are always fun. :) I just thought it was fucked up and kinda validated what I thought about this girl.

Yeah, kind of a personal thing to get into. But if you really want to get back at her, blackmail her with the whole "bangin' the teach" story, and get her to do something humiliating in the name of your best friend.

I was thinking of leaving a comment in her livejournal like "bark like a dog in class or Ill blow the whole thing open"

Just something to put a scare in her.

As much of a backstabbing-witch she was before and hurting your friend (and inevitably you), that would just be really not cool to blackmail. I mean, then you'd be stooping to her level, you know?

well... there's also the fact I'm in her class and I know she's literally banging her way to an A, while everyone else has to work in non-physical ways for one... but yeah, I entertained the notion and now I've discarded it. She's not worth it and I would be hurting innocents in the process. So fuck it.

There. I exorcised my disgust at the situation with this not particularly funny strip, but now I'm done and ready to move on:

281891

Make her bake you a pie.

That comic reminds me of the movie Story Telling.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend you do.

Tell someone else with a really big mouth that she's being boned by the prof. Then you're off the hook and nature can do its magic.

But yeah..you should totally be the bigger person here *cough* or something.

Wow. Um, this would probably be something I would keep my mouth shut about, if I was in your position. Of course, you could always let me know the name of the school, the professor, and the student. Then the Dean can look forward to an anonymous call about some ethics issues.

The only problem I see is that if I was a teacher tagging a nice piece of student ass, I'd strangle the bastard that ratted on me.

quote:

---

Of course, you could always let me know the name of the school, the professor, and the student. Then the Dean can look forward to an anonymous call about some ethics issues.

---

quote:

---

That comic reminds me of the movie Story Telling.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend you do.

---

Could you pass on some advice to me from the professor? I'm currently trying to have sex with one of my students.

Plans within plans....if you really want revenge on this girl this particular thing can be part of a giant time-wasting over dramatic scheme that takes weeks of planning to impliment to make her life a living hell....in other words If you really hate her do something, you only live once, here could be your only chance

quote:

---

Do you blow the lid off the whole shebang for perhaps less than ethical reasons, or do you just let the thing play out on its own and stay the Hell out?

---

I'm serious about needing that advice btw.

That guy in your sig looks like my psychology teacher.

Stop trying to have sex with my psychology teacher!!!

My best advice would be to simply promise one of your ditzy students an A, in exchange for a good rogering with your "slide-ruler". Seems to have worked with this girl. It is strange that this is an open secret among at least a third of the campus (with her basically admitting it on her livejournal), and yet not a single faculty member has caught on (except for the perpetrator of course).

According to the aforementioned website, all you need to do is ask them to come to see you after class regarding a low mark or poor performance in class. You then use suggestives terms like, "think of something you can do to convince me". Everything seems to fall into place after that.

You could blackmail your way into an A with the professor. All of the benefits of blowing him with none of the salty aftertaste.

But that would be just slightly less unethical than that girl.

I guess the other factor is how much you want to ruin the professor's career.

quote:

---

I say kick over the whole sordid mountain of maggot infested moose poop. Then stand in the background chuckling with sinister self-satisfaction. Twirl your mustache, if you have one. Do it. You know you want to.

---

quote:

---

My best advice would be to simply promise one of your ditzy students an A, in exchange for a good rogering with your "slide-ruler". Seems to have worked with this girl. It is strange that this is an open secret among at least a third of the campus (with her basically admitting it on her livejournal), and yet not a single faculty member has caught on (except for the perpetrator of course).

---

Maybe you could just suggest you and she get together to talk about her skills or progress or whatever. Just don't be obvious about how much you want to slap her with your itty bitties.

Giving her alcohol or weed might help her forget you're a pasty scottish faggot, too.

Yeah, but if we had proper grades I could bribe her with them. If we just get together to talk about her progress, I don't have any similar cards to play.

You shouldn't need to bribe her if you ply her with booze or weed.

Jesus, I can't believe I'm talking about this.

I've been around many booze- and weed-plied people in my time, and they still needed bribing to go near me.

well, you've already got the pretext of her being your student and you being the "teacher". That means you've automatically got a position of being "wiser" than her. Other women had no reason to be near you.

Well, I'll get some booze and weed together and let you know how I get on. I'm sure you'll wish me every success.

Sit on your desk with a pizza box on your lap, only cut a hole through the box and the pizza and put your wang in the hole. Then ask her if she wants any pizza.

GREAT IDEA!

Why does anyone get married when they could just do that?

quote:

---

Well, I'll get some booze and weed together and let you know how I get on. I'm sure you'll wish me every success.

---

Maybe tell her you want to read her a story that you wrote and get her opinion. Then tell her a story about a teacher who was going to fail a student if she didn't put out. Then ask her what she thought of the story. Passive-aggresive, baby.

quote:

---

Maybe tell her you want to read her a story that you wrote and get her opinion. Then tell her a story about a teacher who was going to fail a student if she didn't put out. Then ask her what she thought of the story. Passive-aggresive, baby.

---

I think the tough part for Andy is going to be convincing his young protege that he can still get it up at his advanced age. I just want you to know we're rooting for you, Andy. It gives the rest of us something to hope for in another 30 or 40 years.

quote:

---

I guess the other factor is how much you want to ruin the professor's career.

---

#1: Show me a picture of your aunt
#2: Even if she's ugly, register me for her class

#3: Introduce me to your other horny relatives.

quote:

---

#3: Introduce me to your other horny relatives.

---

Catholic?

I wanna bang areallystupidguy

's family members.

... so does areallystupidguy.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=171280

;)

quote:

---

I wanna bang areallystupidguy

's family members.

---

Oh, man.

ANOTHER family with an order of protection against me?

At this rate I'm going to have to start molesting Canadian families.

quote:

---

However, they perceive me as quite the eligible and sexy bachelor.

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

However, they perceive me as quite the eligible and sexy bachelor.

---

Of course, you sexy beast.

---

If I marry stupidguy does that mean I'm in the family and thus Cities will molest me?

quote:

---

If I marry stupidguy does that mean I'm in the family and thus Cities will molest me?

---