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Zaster April 26, 2005 6:01 PM	Not one of you has the testicular fortitude to take me on. The cajones, the stones, the berries... you just ain't got 'em. You ain't got the oyster shells, you know what I'm saying? The bowling shoes, the gravy boats, the lucky bottle caps. Look at you! You ain't got the number 5 washers, my man. You got nuthin'!
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andydougan April 26, 2005 6:24 PM	Will these do? I cut them off some degenerate I found lying drunk in the gutter.
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theReverend April 26, 2005 9:45 PM	I've never read text printed on a nutsack before. Thank you.
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Zaster
April 27, 2005 3:59 AM

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Will these do? I cut them off some degenerate I found lying drunk in the gutter.

Let me just break out my magnifying glass and ... oh! You plan to take me on with that shrivelled pair of cannabis-sterilized raisons? I can see the chromosome damage from here! Why, if I didn't know better I'd think those belonged to Kajun.

Let me tell you something, my friend. It takes alot of cajones to take me on. Alot of cajones. At least five or so. You just ain't got enough.

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PhreakyChinchilla April 27, 2005 5:54 AM	Any balls that say "Boorite" on them are hardcore, motherfucker.
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dcomposed April 27, 2005 9:47 AM
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KajunFirefly April 27, 2005 1:52 PM	Um, what is this, "Post Pictures From Kajun's Website" day? If we're talking kajones, are these enough?
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BigFrank105 April 27, 2005 4:02 PM
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Zaster
April 27, 2005 5:01 PM

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If we're talking kajones, are these enough?

Oh, there'd better be six of you. One each to hold my calls, my jacket, my watch, my shirt and my shoes while I...

On further reflection, you've got me outmatched. I'm big enough to admit that I probably couldn't take on more than four of you at any one time.

In fact, forget all that macho bullshit. What I really need to know is could you hook a brother up with some of the sticky icky? It's a real dry spell over here.

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Drexle April 27, 2005 5:10 PM	So, which one has the boorite tattoo on his balls?
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Rabid_Weasle April 27, 2005 6:38 PM	They all do, it's genetic.
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JrnymnNate April 27, 2005 6:54 PM	quote: So, which one has the boorite tattoo on his balls? i think that's kajun's nutsack
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Drexle April 27, 2005 8:01 PM	I already knew it was Kajun's. But which Kajun? I think it was geniu$.
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JrnymnNate April 27, 2005 9:12 PM	sorry i wasn't paying attention
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Spankling April 27, 2005 9:48 PM	On the other side it says "Was Here."
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MikeyG April 28, 2005 7:52 AM	Then about three inches back it says, "Here, too."
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Rabid_Weasle April 28, 2005 8:37 AM	And about 2 inches from there, boorite has a cabin.
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ivytheplant April 28, 2005 1:45 PM	Testicles are funny-looking.
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flipynif1 April 28, 2005 2:17 PM	If an animal has testicles or a vagina for a face would you want it as a pet...wait a minute...wy bother aking here i know the answer
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BigFrank105 April 28, 2005 2:27 PM	flipy, I believe there is an animal that lives only in Madagascar known as the "Madagascar Animal With Manberries for a Face". The natives believe its presence brings bad luck and jock itch.
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flipynif1 April 28, 2005 2:35 PM	There is a creature similar to that here in Canada, except it is the bringer of herpes and syphillis...wait that's me...
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BigFrank105 April 28, 2005 2:46 PM	Oh, you burn'd yourself!
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umfumdisi April 28, 2005 8:54 PM	I'm not sure which is worse...seeing Kajun's sack or knowing that it's shaved. X(
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Spankling April 28, 2005 9:21 PM	quote: Testicles are funny-looking. You wanna laugh long and hard, baby? Wait. That doesn't sound right.
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PhreakyChinchilla April 29, 2005 5:51 AM	I had a nightmare about that picture of multiple Kajun's last night. They were all making comics.
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MikeyG April 29, 2005 11:55 AM	That picture of all the Kajuns is photoshopped. Here's the original.
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KajunFirefly April 30, 2005 5:54 AM	1994 called, they want MS Paint back.
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andydougan April 30, 2005 5:59 AM	At least he didn't save it as a bmp.
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MikeyG April 30, 2005 8:52 AM	Hmm. I don't remember making that picture. You'd probably be better off asking habnem about that, you two little scamps.
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andydougan April 30, 2005 9:58 AM	Someone's defensive.
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MikeyG April 30, 2005 12:45 PM	Someone's offensive.
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flipynif1 April 30, 2005 1:13 PM	Well looks we have ourselves a football team for SC all we need now is the drugs...
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Spankling April 30, 2005 8:46 PM	All set.
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