Right this way to the big pile of taxpayer money, sir. Now will you temporarily drop the price by .0000012 of a cent per barrel? Please... sir? Would you like to sleep with the twins again while you think about it? I'll even make sure Jenna is sober this time!

The boys are holding hands!
Don't be a fool
it's 2005, the boys are just friends
la la la

No offense, shiek, but the last time held hands with a man in a towel I got kicked out of the Y.