Yes, this is a picture from where I work. We sell them. Cheap.

Instant glider! Just add LSD.

So... Ivy, care to demonstrate aforementioned 'smooth gliding action'?

From IRC:
somehow I dont think that would glide in very smoothy...
you'd have to be pretty loose.
I recognize that sign from the condom aisle
And the fact that the car is the first in line is worrysome

That's a pretty ho-hum sex swing.

I don't think that would be a very smooth glide up my bumbum

Looks like a few people already tested that smooth gliding action.

Either that or it's been snowing out.

It's been snowing. The past three days. And it's still snowing. And will continue to snow for at least a few more days.

But knowing the kind of drunk idiots that destroy stuff late at night, there's probably semen under the snow.

Wow, Laramie looks almost as gloomy as Frisco when overcast.

This is why Ron Jeremy is no longer allowed to test-drive the patio furniture at Wal-Mart.