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DragonXero
September 21, 2001 3:35 PM

Anyone who's ever played ANY Megaman game, even with invincibility on, knows that SPIKES ARE FRIGGING EVIL.

If I were Dr. Wily, I would just make a robot and cover him in spikes. Then I'd program in a random move generator so he wouldn't go in the same moronic patterns, and send him to kill Rockman, Roll, Blues, Beat, and yes, even fucking Forte. That traitorous bastard!

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BigEvilDan
September 21, 2001 8:09 PM

And if I were Megaman, I'd use that teleportation ability I had to straight to the boss of the level, instead of facing an array of spikes, pits, and lesser robots. I also wouldn't destroy the plans of the weapons I collected at the end of each game.

Obviously his entire universe is a little lacking in intelligence.

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Drexle
September 21, 2001 8:57 PM

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And if I were Megaman, I'd use that teleportation ability I had to straight to the boss of the level, instead of facing an array of spikes, pits, and lesser robots. I also wouldn't destroy the plans of the weapons I collected at the end of each game.

Obviously his entire universe is a little lacking in intelligence.



http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/megaman1.htm

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/megaman.htm

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andydougan
September 21, 2001 9:08 PM

It's established fact that Megaman X can't actually be completed unless you're using an emulator so you can save, or are God. And even he has trouble.

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JrnymnNate
September 21, 2001 9:36 PM

Acualy, I almost beat Mega Man X right up to the very last boss and his stupid dog.
THAT was imposible.

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buh
October 14, 2001 11:38 PM

Fuckin' geeks

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DexX
October 15, 2001 12:57 AM

This fucking geek thinks your fucking strips suck arse.

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andydougan
October 15, 2001 7:11 AM

This fucking geek concurs.

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DragonXero
October 15, 2001 2:59 PM

This fucking geek farts in your general direction.

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boorite
October 15, 2001 3:03 PM

They do not even rise to the level of arse-sucking.

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DragonXero
October 15, 2001 4:03 PM

If I were Megaman I would give Light the finger and tell him to fuck himself, then teleport to Hawaii.

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joshw
November 11, 2001 12:49 AM

This fucking geek thinks that if you don't know how to put on a seat belt he'll get tommy to come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer because you are a RETARD! This fucking geek also thinks that if he were megaman he would go around shooting fireballs at boy bands. DAMN THOSE GUYS AND THEIR DOUCH BAGGERY!!!

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 11, 2001 9:49 AM

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This fucking geek also thinks that if he were megaman he would go around shooting fireballs at boy bands. DAMN THOSE GUYS AND THEIR DOUCH BAGGERY!!!

Don't make me send Joey Fatone to come and kick your ass.

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joshw
November 11, 2001 10:05 AM

*YOU* know the last names of boy band members?

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
November 12, 2001 11:04 PM

Thats scary. Most of us dont even know their first names.

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ladyjdotnet
November 13, 2001 6:09 AM

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It's established fact that Megaman X can't actually be completed unless you're using an emulator so you can save, or are God. And even he has trouble.

No. You're supposed to leave the system on. The system stays on always. If it overheats and you lose your place, that's all part of the Zen of the game.

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flickguy
November 14, 2001 5:02 PM

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*YOU* know the last names of boy band members?

*You* recognized a name as being that of a boy band member?

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joshw
November 14, 2001 8:49 PM

*You* should be smart enough to realize that they have made DOZENs(well, not dozens)of comics about the boy band member named joey.

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