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Inflatable_Man May 4, 2005 10:02 AM	I mean, jesus christ... these people can afford WMDs and a thousand cars to just blow up, but they can't buy a fucking bar of soap. mAkk Benn in the morning... makk Benn's wife in the morning... What a lovely couple!
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Inflatable_Man May 4, 2005 10:11 AM	I think he sees the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson...
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flipynif1 May 4, 2005 10:56 AM	They seem to show pics of teh guys looking like Charles Manson to make them seem even MORE evil than they already are....though it's hard to get worse than the fanatics are
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Zaster May 4, 2005 4:28 PM	Yep. I swear some of these guys stepped right out of the Canteena scene from Star Wars. I'd be volunteering to eat hot shrapnel too!
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KajunFirefly May 4, 2005 5:13 PM	This thread just makes me miss MaKK. :(
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Rabid_Weasle May 4, 2005 6:16 PM	I wish mAAk were here to see this.
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Inflatable_Man May 4, 2005 7:22 PM	Did I miss the thread announcing Makk's death or something? He's probably still lurking.... ... somewhere on the Afghan-Pakistan border.
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Spankling May 4, 2005 7:37 PM	quote: Oopsy! did snoogums bang his head getting into the truck AGAIN!
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Inflatable_Man May 4, 2005 7:44 PM	Terrorists hijacked the ugly plane and rammed it into his face.
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not_Scyess May 4, 2005 11:42 PM	Take a look at Washington's new Most Wanted list for Terrorist Activities:
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flipynif1 May 5, 2005 9:56 AM	I hope she doesn't have a penis
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Inflatable_Man May 5, 2005 10:55 AM	No. She just has a third leg coming out of her ass.
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KajunFirefly May 5, 2005 1:26 PM	Howard Campbell keeps me updated on mAAk's progress. Whoever the fuck Howard Campbell is.
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ivytheplant May 8, 2005 1:54 PM	quote: Why are wanted terrorists so fucking ugly? Because it's only AFTER they're captured that they get plastic surgery to make them mind-blowingly hot. And that's how porn stars are born.
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Spankling May 9, 2005 9:18 PM	More lies uncovered. Damn. He was ugly enough to be important!
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Inflatable_Man May 10, 2005 8:35 AM	Ugh... why am I not surprised? And why am I REALLY not surprised that hardly any news outlets are covering this?
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Zaster May 10, 2005 4:15 PM	quote: And why am I REALLY not surprised that hardly any news outlets are covering this? Hey, USA Today needs page one for thier "Desperate Housewives" cover story. Give 'em a break.
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little_kitty May 10, 2005 5:36 PM	Whoa, Desperate Housewives cover story?
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Inflatable_Man May 10, 2005 5:43 PM	I bet USA Today would care if Mohammed al-Ugly tried to abduct those Desperate Housewives. Mmmn... those whacky Al Qaeda guys love Infidel pussy!
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BigFrank105 May 10, 2005 6:42 PM	Hell, who wouldn't?
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MikeyG May 11, 2005 7:01 AM	Your mom. She'd be too busy in my lap.
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Inflatable_Man May 11, 2005 7:51 AM	Worst. Comeback. Ever.
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MikeyG May 11, 2005 10:47 AM	quote: Worst. Comeback. Ever. :(
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not_Scyess May 11, 2005 11:19 AM	quote: Worst. Comeback. Ever. Obviously, you haven't sampled the myriad of MikeyG's other comebacks.
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andydougan May 11, 2005 8:04 PM
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Inflatable_Man May 11, 2005 8:29 PM	That's Mario after he finally got to the final castle only to walk in on Princess Peach fucking Bowser. That slut...
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