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flipynif1May 7, 2005 3:16 PM
This would be the improper way to kiss a snake
BigFrank105May 7, 2005 4:10 PM
Maybe so. Maybe that guy just likes it rough.
NastyPopeMay 7, 2005 4:11 PM
Sneaky Snake Strikes Again
possumsMay 7, 2005 5:12 PM
Clint Eastwood gets his day made.
DragonXeroMay 13, 2005 11:32 PM
"YOU BASTARD! THOSE BOOTS WERE MY MOM!"
bipedMay 16, 2005 8:02 AM
"You were bitten in the face by a snake? Quick! Let me suck out the poison! Oh, wait...that's not good, is it...?"
KungChiFuMay 16, 2005 9:57 AM
A snake awkwardly attempts CPR, trainer loses eye, bladder control. Film at 11.
not_ScyessMay 16, 2005 11:33 AM
"Man... this snake has awful breath!"
ZasterMay 16, 2005 5:36 PM
"Oh god, the pain -- the inconceivable, searing pain! It's like liquid fire coursing along every nerve in my body! Shoot me!!"
80_Million_FleasMay 18, 2005 4:41 PM
Hey waaait. This doesn't taste like a mouse at all.
matclarkeMay 19, 2005 2:27 PM
Sir Robertson displays a new technique for removing an unwanted eyelash.
athenianJune 3, 2005 8:39 PM
...and the last thing he ever saw was a mouse's ass.
MikeyGJune 3, 2005 10:33 PM
"Bad snake!"
