"Calm down, everyone! There's plenty to go 'round."

What can brown do you for you?

Talk about a shitty job!

Singing telegrams for people you hate.

The sewer company's new mascot didn't create the popular reaction they were hoping for.

Poopy's job became much harder when a new corn-kernel-studde poop rode into town on a motorbike.

Ron shows off the results of his powerful new laxative.

In an alternate universe, Cardinal Ratzinger falls victim to a typographical error.

Jimmy quickly learned never to ask his friend for the "good shit."

Its Popov the May Day Poo! I love you and he'll enslave you!

Your capitalist running dog,

--S. Dumie

One simple spelling mistake brings the poopsicle company to a grinding halt slighty after pic taken

HOOOOWDY HO!

Suddenly it dawned upon the citizens of Mapleton that, due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the Pope wasn't coming to visit their town after all.

"Oh, Gross! I thought those were Tootsie Rolls he was throwing!"