"Oh boy, oh boy, I'm next in line!"

"I'm sorry, Sir. Monica Lewinski hasn't worked here since the Clinton administration. Perhaps I can be of service..."

Kneeling Doctor - "Well sir, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you do indeed have a growth on your penis that looks like President Bush. The Good news is no one will really care since it looks like a prick either way."

"It's a Menage a Freedom, bitches!"

Those "Skull & Bones" men really do take care of each other.

IT'S TIME TO GANGBANG THE PRESIDENT!

"Sir, I wish you'd stop asking me if I found the WMD every time I check your microphone."

Okay, now, Mr. President... turn your head and cough.

"Yes, sir, I'm afraid that seeing your wife naked has indeed scared your willy into crawling back up inside of you."

Now George, next time you zip yourself up. You're the president and its time for you to act like a big boy now.

What the- here are the weapons of mass destruction!

"Yes, Mr. President, it's still there. Did you look for it with both hands like I told you?"