I pondered which forum to post this on. Between general discussion, and fights go here. As it annoyed me, I chose this forum. If your bored, take a click.
http://www.truechristian.com
*Unleashes hatred*

Sorry, I'm not bored, maybe later.

Ignorance is really funny sometimes.

One must ask the question... Would Jesus click that link?

after looking at this website, my atheist roommate apologized for making me go to hell, and I told him that it was okay.

Well done! thats the first webby ive actually tried to rip outta the screen and stab repeatedly with a penknife.

Not my screen is all funky coloured and i think its gunna start beating me shitless.

as a great person once said.
(Tell me!) Tell me; where is the love?
In a careless creation
When there's no "above"
There's no justice
Just a cause and no cure
And a bounty of suffering
It seems we all endure
And what I'm frightened of
Is that they call it "God's love"

10 points if you name where its from

That website HAS to be a joke. There is no way in fucking hell that anyone could ever be like that. The links have the NRA website, the KKK website, "www.godhatesfags.com" ... I probably missed where it said, "this is a joke."

This is a joke. Don't ask me how I know, it's just a feeling I get. What bugs me is that people MAKE websites like this when there are far funnier websites out there like Chick.com and Dr. Dino.

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This is a joke.

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I don't think this leaves much room for doubt.

http://www.truechristian.com/shitinwoods.html

Nor this:

http://www.truechristian.com/passion.html

And!

http://www.truechristian.com/dictionary.html

Yup i see what you mean!

http://www.truechristian.com/earthflat.html

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And!

http://www.truechristian.com/dictionary.html

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Words fail me.

I dunno, there are grains of truth here:

http://www.truechristian.com/alf.html

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ is way funnier

i've bought a "What would Jesus do" Thong and gave it to a girlfriend of mine, once.

there's no sex like religious sex, i always say.

jesus is my homeboy

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jesus is my homeboy

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Jesus stuck Walter's gun up my ass and he pulled the trigger until it went... *click*.

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One must ask the question... Would Jesus click that link?

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This page makes me laugh:

http://www.truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html

"Hey kids!! It's me, your pal, Jesus!"

Don't spend more than a couple of minutes on that site or you'll lose the ability to see the color yellow for a week.

OMG HAHAHAHAH!

I read his review of Passion of the Christ!
In teh ending credits it says that the characters depicted are ficticious, his reply:

JESUS CHRIST IS NOT FICTICIOUS JESUS WAS REAL AND HE DIED ON THE CROSS!!! YOU LIAR LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CATHOLIC!!! BURN IN HELL YOU LIAR!!!! GOD IS REAL!! JESUS IS REAL!!

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Jesus let someone steal your shit, yo

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Okay, sorry, but after reading this

http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah2.html

I am convinced the website is a total joke.

Didn't we already establish that?

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http://www.truechristian.com/kidznoah2.html

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