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Rabid_Weasle May 30, 2005 8:35 PM	..
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Spankling May 30, 2005 8:50 PM	Okay, like, I'm gonna belly dance for you assholes cuz you're paying me. But I, like, just got my period. so if ANYONE wants their skull flattened they'll make a smart remark about my floppy tits. Capiche?
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NastyPope May 30, 2005 9:48 PM	When asked about her "captive leia" outfit eva responded with "Well, my husband is a fat fuckin slug so I thought it fitting"
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UnknownEric May 31, 2005 11:28 AM	Weekend at Eva's 2: The Bitch Is Still Dead.
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matclarke May 31, 2005 11:47 AM	I need the HEAVY flow pads. This stuff is a river.
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attitudechicka
May 31, 2005 12:35 PM

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Okay, like, I'm gonna belly dance for you assholes cuz you're paying me. But I, like, just got my period. so if ANYONE wants their skull flattened they'll make a smart remark about my floppy tits. Capiche?

It's so terrible that you'd say that. I was at a show of some sort (I don't remember anymore) about 3-5 years ago where there was this belly dancer. Everywhere she went, she left a bloody leak that could only have been coming from under her skirt. Which, we decided meant she was neither wearing a pad/tampon OR underwear.

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not_Scyess May 31, 2005 1:47 PM	It could just mean she'd been shot.
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Zaster May 31, 2005 4:42 PM	(guzzles a fifth of Black Velvet...) "Alright! Close enough! We love you Leia!!"
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Melkor June 2, 2005 3:29 PM	prime exibith at Han Solo's house of Wax
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HCRoyall June 7, 2005 4:50 AM	"Whaddya mean you meant dress as Leia from the original Star Wars? Do you know how long it took me to find a chainmail bikini in my size?"
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biped July 2, 2005 4:07 PM	"Whaddaya mean, I'm ya SISTAH! I gave up my fakkin' VAHGINITY fa you, ya BASTID!"
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zoso77 July 2, 2005 7:35 PM	Man i never shoulda Got anal
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Splunge July 11, 2005 7:04 AM	"Black, lifeless eyes... like doll's eyes!"
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biped July 11, 2005 11:06 AM	"With our new system, the mute and illiterate diners can simply point to Eva when they want to order fried eggs and pork."
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little_kitty July 14, 2005 7:18 PM	quote: "With our new system, the mute and illiterate diners can simply point to Eva when they want to order fried eggs and pork." gahahahaha!!
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Kaenash October 14, 2005 9:53 PM	How Star Trek Fans get 'Wood', on the internet
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