The man who ate Queen Victoria.

Look at me! I'm over 300 pounds overweight! Let's take a picture for posterity!!

Mmmmyes, ripping good laugh.

Moments later, the camera was mistaken for a chocolate layer cake.

Some interesting facts:
1) This photo was taken from 600 feet away, just so they could get all of him in the shot.
2) His clothes are stitched from the hydes of about a dozen or so tyranosaurs.
3) He is so freakin' huge, that even a two-dimensional photo of him defies all laws of physics, and weighs 60 pounds.
4) Not pictured: clusters of small stars irresistably drawn by his own gravity.

"G'beeg, g'beeg, g'beeg well that's all- URK! URK! HEART ATTACK!"

This model is living proof that the camera really does add ten pounds. Every time a picture is taken.

I wish DDR was invented.

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I wish DDR was invented.

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I wish DDR was invented.

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Why, so we could all see his fat jiggling around?

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we started as a party as five but the table was taking to long

Joey Choppers, the Mafia hitman who ate his victims.