Booya
Thankyou for the entries people, I have, before me, the results.
Iiiinnnnn three... mad_matt with 292152
Iiiiinnnn two... HCRoyall with 293000. This comic could have won, but i'm a catholic. Har! I never said theological nepotism wasn't a good reason to mark anyone down (Come to think of it, i don't think anyone has ever even put the words 'theological' and 'nepotism' together. No, i take that back. Google says that 8,930 other people have.
But never fear, because iiiinnn one is HCRoyall again with 293001. Hey, forgiveness is a catholic trait (apparently). HCRoyall wins the fifth One-Panel Comic Cup. He may have used the 'if i throw enough shit, some of it will stick' tactic, but what stuck was humorous enough anyway. I dunno, maybe i just think shit on walls is funny.
Honourable mentions go to Mandingo and Spankling for their 'lets cram as many sins as possible into one strip' motifs, and to Flipynif for making the very funny 292190 which could have won, but it broke contest rules :p
Adios!