Nope. This one's too big now. It would never fit.

After her plastic surgery the ol' ball N' chain didnt look too bad

There were those who questioned the effectiveness of that chastity belt.

I wonder if my Keynis will fit her lock?

All year long, Miss Wilson's fifth-grade students looked forward to "Jerk-Off Day."

sure i'd be happy to take your picture. which is your good side?