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ivytheplant July 8, 2005 8:07 PM
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mandingo July 8, 2005 8:23 PM	xÂ²
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Spankling July 8, 2005 9:01 PM	The one on the left looks heavily carbonated.
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UnknownEric July 9, 2005 12:56 PM	Just squeeze for service.
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mandingo July 9, 2005 4:23 PM	if you're a conoseur and trying to decide between the two: tip the one on the left and you'll find good head, while the one on the right is a little flat
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possums July 9, 2005 9:24 PM	Ahh, Maxim. God bless their retarded hearts.
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NastyPope July 10, 2005 4:43 PM	For five bucks they'll show you the bottle opener.
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biped July 10, 2005 7:08 PM	The picture makes it seem as though, somehow, you could suck nice cold beer out of their titties! I would love to suck beer out of their titties!
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Spankling July 10, 2005 7:19 PM	quote: The picture makes it seem as though, somehow, you could suck nice cold beer out of their titties! I would love to suck beer out of their titties! But it would only by Coors Light! Fuck that! I'd suck Guinness out of a turtle's dick. But you couldn't pay me to drink Coors.
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biped July 10, 2005 7:34 PM	Try Coors Banquet Beer. It's better than that Guinness pancake syrup crap.
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Spankling July 10, 2005 8:24 PM	Guinness isn't the only beer I'll ever drink. But I will never touch a Coors. It taste like diluted evil hooker pee.
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mandingo July 10, 2005 8:42 PM	quote: But it would only by Coors Light! Fuck that! I'd suck Guinness out of a turtle's dick. But you couldn't pay me to drink Coors. you'd suck bathwater and lighter fluid out of a turtles' dick too so its not about Guiness
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biped
July 10, 2005 8:49 PM

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Guinness isn't the only beer I'll ever drink. But I will never touch a Coors. It taste like diluted evil hooker pee.

Why would you say that if you know it's so overwhelmingly untrue? Oh, I know -- it's because you have sex with the dead. That's known to make your beer tastebuds behave as though they live in a duplex on the outskirts of Irving, Pennsylvania. Sex with the dead -- duplex beer tastebuds -- no wonder you think thick, bitter British grog tastes better than the sweet, heavenly flavor of Coors.

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