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fatguy667
July 9, 2005 10:22 PM

Well? Why does he? Anyone with an answer? Anyone? I'd prefer it not to come from possums himself. Oh well. I want some answers quick, so be snappy!

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HCRoyall
July 10, 2005 3:03 AM

Since when does he need a reason? Dumb questions like this probably don't help the situation.

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possums
July 10, 2005 10:56 AM

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I'd prefer it not to come from possums himself.

Tough shit.

The reason I hate so many people on stripcreator is that it draws many idiots from all over the internet. A vast array of morons, ranging from stupid fuckheads who think they're funny (i.e. you), to tubgirl-spammers, to just plain attitudechicka, they all manage to make their way to stripcreator.

HOWEVER! There are still many people worthy of love, attention, and friendship on this site, and that number generally outweighs the number of fuckhead idiots on this site.

That being said, please fuck off and stop giving so much of a shit.

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KajunFirefly
July 10, 2005 11:26 AM

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A vast array of morons, ranging from stupid fuckheads who think they're funny (i.e. you), to tubgirl-spammers, to just plain attitudechicka.
The ongoing story of unrequited love between you two is possibly the most beautiful this site has seen. I know when we all go to St Louis in September for the wedding you'll show up, banging on the glass, screaming for her to be with you.

I'll buy you a drink after it, no matter the outcome, one of us is bound to be crying into a beer.

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areallystupidguy
July 10, 2005 12:07 PM

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A vast array of morons, ranging from stupid fuckheads who think they're funny (i.e. you)

*waves quickly and dismissively* Not me, though.

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possums
July 10, 2005 12:11 PM

quote:
quote:
A vast array of morons, ranging from stupid fuckheads who think they're funny (i.e. you), to tubgirl-spammers, to just plain attitudechicka.
The ongoing story of unrequited love between you two is possibly the most beautiful this site has seen. I know when we all go to St Louis in September for the wedding you'll show up, banging on the glass, screaming for her to be with you.

I'll buy you a drink after it, no matter the outcome, one of us is bound to be crying into a beer.



Yuck... salty beer.

And no, areallystupidguy, even though it's in your user name, you're not too stupid at all.

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ivytheplant
July 10, 2005 7:14 PM

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Why does possums hate quite a few people?

Probably same reason I do:

Morons. All of 'em.

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Matchbook_Romance
July 10, 2005 8:31 PM

Let the mammal hate.

P.S.- <3 you

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HCRoyall
July 10, 2005 10:35 PM

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Let the mammal hate.

Marsupial. And Marsupial Hate is the purest form of Hate in the world and should not be suppressed.

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not_Scyess
July 11, 2005 7:13 AM

Marsupials are all mammals.

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HCRoyall
July 11, 2005 7:23 AM

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Marsupials are all mammals.


But generic Mammal Hate isn't as potent as pure Marsupial Hate. You have to specialize, man.

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Chaplin
July 11, 2005 10:54 AM

So....That makes me a idiot/Fuck Head.
Words hurt...Not as much as a fist or a kick in the groin but they do and I'm keeping the dead kittens..
Good day,sir.

-Chaplin-

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possums
July 11, 2005 1:12 PM

quote:
quote:
Why does possums hate quite a few people?

Probably same reason I do:

Morons. All of 'em.



Ivy rocks.

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possums
July 11, 2005 3:48 PM

cahleb1101, PLEASE fuck off.

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attitudechicka
July 12, 2005 8:08 AM

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cahleb1101, PLEASE fuck off.

Am I missing something? cahleb1101 didn't even post in this thread.

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OmniMarconi67
July 12, 2005 9:03 AM

In a forum about possums's hatred of people, something tells me that whether or not cahleb1101 posted in here is irrelevant.

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flipynif1
July 12, 2005 9:30 AM

Well fatguy, who do you hate and why would you be so sensitive ona website. Does possums use a certain type of font that is scary or offensive? It all looks the same to me. (I realize someone is now going to post a comment with different font)

The internet is here for flaming people. How else could skinny little punks go off on someone without getting beaten, or fat punks in your case.

If someone critised you, at least be grateful for the fact they read your comics and the comics made enough of an impression to comment on.

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possums
July 12, 2005 10:31 AM

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cahleb1101, PLEASE fuck off.

Am I missing something? cahleb1101 didn't even post in this thread.

He is spamming my mailbox, though.

and flipynif, the list of things the internet is for is as follows:


  • 1. Porn.
  • 2. Making People Feel Bad.
  • 3. Music/Video Piracy
  • 4. Complaining.

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flipynif1
July 12, 2005 11:34 AM

You forgot hackin webpages

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attitudechicka
July 12, 2005 11:47 AM

And avoiding work.

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mandingo
July 12, 2005 11:51 AM

and the plan

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Hari_Nezumi
July 12, 2005 11:51 AM

quote:
Well? Why does he? Anyone with an answer? Anyone? I'd prefer it not to come from possums himself. Oh well. I want some answers quick, so be snappy!

Unless you haven't noticed, a lot of people don't like you. But possums DOES not enjoy a good number of memebers.

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boorite
July 12, 2005 12:06 PM

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The internet is here for flaming people. How else could skinny little punks go off on someone without getting beaten

That's a great question. In my vast experience as a skinny little punk who likes to go off on people without getting beaten, the internet is only the safest way. It is therefore the dullest in many respects (although its suitability for protracted invective is addicting).

Another, more thrilling way is making fun of large, angry persons to their faces, then saying you're just kidding, then doing it again. Make sure you look them in the eye and smile. Although it's rarely called for, be ready to run, or have a bludgeon or a large, angry friend handy.

A smarmier option is making fun of tough guys in ways they can't understand. For almost anyone reading this, it's easy. Again, take precautions.

For unparalleled skinny-little-punk eXtreme Go-Off thrills, act crazy. Say anything you want, and show no fear and no sign of backing down. The crowd MUST be against the tough guy, and you MUST be ready to bail if it comes to a red-ass beatdown. It helps to have an established (even if unfounded) reputation as a martial artist. Still, you could get hurt. That's why it's fun.

Can't really get hurt on the internet.

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mandingo
July 12, 2005 12:26 PM

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A smarmier option is making fun of tough guys in ways they can't understand. For almost anyone reading this, it's easy.
really. only you just ought not endeavor suicide. some unfortunately can kill someone

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boorite
July 12, 2005 1:01 PM

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A smarmier option is making fun of tough guys in ways they can't understand. For almost anyone reading this, it's easy.
really. only you just ought not endeavor suicide. some unfortunately can kill someone

Yes, one of my favorite targets in college was a Navy Seal. He went by the name of Attila. Although he was a friend, it was dangerous fun: "How far can I push Attila before he kills me?" I did have to run once.

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boorite
July 12, 2005 1:04 PM

Disclaimer: Closed course, trained driver, do not attempt.

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flipynif1
July 12, 2005 1:09 PM

Haha, yes those are good plans. Flame people online while at work, then after work go to a bar and flame people to their face, or just walk up and grab their gf's butt and spit in their face.

Sounds like a fun filled night. Last time i had one of those, some huge dude tried to take it out on my gf so i chased him for a few blocks with my knife.

Now i cannot have this fun as they won't let babies in the bar with me. Maybe i'll glue a moustache to her and try to get in.

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boorite
July 12, 2005 1:14 PM

I didn't say do it in some sleazy bar in Alphabet City.

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flipynif1
July 12, 2005 1:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!

Unfortunatly i don't have any other choices here, they are all sleezy.

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mandingo
July 12, 2005 3:58 PM

quote:
quote:
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A smarmier option is making fun of tough guys in ways they can't understand. For almost anyone reading this, it's easy.
really. only you just ought not endeavor suicide. some unfortunately can kill someone
Yes, one of my favorite targets in college was a Navy Seal. He went by the name of Attila.
i did the same thing but to a Baby Seal. really big one though. went by the name Sparkles

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fatguy667
July 12, 2005 4:14 PM

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The internet is here for flaming people. How else could skinny little punks go off on someone without getting beaten, or fat punks in your case.

Ever hear of a word I like to call- exaggeration?

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flipynif1
July 12, 2005 4:21 PM

Yes, here is my word of the day - Coitus.

And yes, as you can tell my nick is GREATLY exageratted

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011cahleb1
July 12, 2005 6:57 PM

This is why you are Antimony & Arsey~Mony - All Rolled into one fetid mess of an excuse. My mailbox brims with as much spam as your rectal deposits allowed when you galloped in with your mouth.

As I suggested to you then, I say to you now - and it's hardly 'attitude'.Go blow your own pipes, sugar.

quote:
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cahleb1101, PLEASE fuck off.

Am I missing something? cahleb1101 didn't even post in this thread.

He is spamming my mailbox, though.

and flipynif, the list of things the internet is for is as follows:


  • 1. Porn.
  • 2. Making People Feel Bad.
  • 3. Music/Video Piracy
  • 4. Complaining.

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011cahleb1
July 12, 2005 7:02 PM

..And to borrow a rather apt quote from
flipynif1 for the subject - Well La De * ucking Da..

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Hari_Nezumi
July 13, 2005 6:35 AM

Hey everybody, you'll get a free goat if you PM what's-his-face here with the spammiest messages you can concoct.

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boorite
July 13, 2005 10:12 AM

Free goat? Who freed the damned goat?

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attitudechicka
July 13, 2005 10:16 AM

It was YOUR turn to lock him up last night.

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possums
July 13, 2005 11:17 AM

Yeah, the goat is another one on my hate list.

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mandingo
July 13, 2005 11:26 AM

quote:
Yeah, the goat is another one on my hate list.
i'm just glad your not santa

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possums
July 13, 2005 11:55 AM

Santa is Satan rearranged.

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biped
July 13, 2005 12:04 PM

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Santa is Satan rearranged.

Kenny Rogers?

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flipynif1
July 13, 2005 1:34 PM

My DJ and Myself made a song about spelling satan with santa.

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NooniePuuBunny
July 13, 2005 8:30 PM

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Free goat? Who freed the damned goat?

I don't know, but he got into my garden and ate all of the pumpkin plants. Was it your goat, and do you have sufficient funds to replace said pumpkin plants?

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Chaplin
July 13, 2005 10:13 PM

Moo?

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HCRoyall
July 14, 2005 2:42 AM

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Free goat? Who freed the damned goat?

I don't know, but he got into my garden and ate all of the pumpkin plants. Was it your goat, and do you have sufficient funds to replace said pumpkin plants?

It's cheaper to breed goats for your Giant Monster's consumption rather than lure stray ones in with tasty pumpkin plants.

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DragonXero
July 14, 2005 6:05 AM

Hey, 011cahleb1, fuck off and die, K?

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011cahleb1
July 14, 2005 7:04 AM

...Now why would I want to go and do that, James Barron?

lol

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HCRoyall
July 14, 2005 7:09 AM

Because your comics suck and you post shit like "lol".

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011cahleb1
July 14, 2005 8:17 AM

Hey HC,

Do you ever have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

*uck you're the absolute epitome of ..diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

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little_kitty
July 14, 2005 10:03 AM

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Hey HC,

Do you ever have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

*uck you're the absolute epitome of ..diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.


Is it really so hard to type "fuck"? I mean, its a lot more effort to type * than it is to type f.

Also, chill out.

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