Like so many other rope-like objects in the room...

Another photo is released of Bill Clinton's kinky relationship with his interns.

1950s mamogram

David Hasselhoff's estranged cousin, Wilma Tassletoss

Madonna's body double wasn't really fooling anyone.

i couldnt find a google search for this one like i did for the creature one, so i guess i'll just say you're the better man and just post a caption

[hr]vanna whites career outlook had she not just happened to be THE LUCKIEST GODDAM BITCH THAT WILL EVER EXIST

Scientists Amazed When Slut Discovers Anti-Gravity. News at eleven.

We loved watching Aunt Nora dust the china cabinet.

That's my kind of transportation, TITCOPTER!

Oh, the camera tricks we resort to. It only looks like she's swinging her tassels... really, she's hanging upside-down, that's the only way those things will have an illusion of perky.

The Seven Year Itch - the R-rated version.