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dcomposed
July 13, 2005 12:27 PM

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areallystupidguy
July 13, 2005 2:21 PM

She's cute, in a cute way, not a sex way.

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UnknownEric
July 13, 2005 2:29 PM

Now Emma Watson... her I'd do.

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ftc
July 13, 2005 3:53 PM

Oh Emma watson, sexy thang. She's still young at 14, but give her time.

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andydougan
July 13, 2005 5:53 PM

Heh heh. "Fanning".

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areallystupidguy
July 13, 2005 7:12 PM

Deep down I have to wonder when Macaulay Culkin is going to turn 11. Did you see him on TV talking about Michael Jackson? Doesn't look a day older.

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DragonXero
July 14, 2005 6:13 AM

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Now Emma Watson... her I'd do.
I'd hit it.

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KajunFirefly
July 14, 2005 11:02 AM

I have no idea who any of these people are.

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flipynif1
July 14, 2005 1:17 PM

Aparently they are people too young to "legally" have sex with

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mandingo
July 14, 2005 2:30 PM

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Aparently they are people too young to "legally" have sex with
well "legally" your also not supposed to jay walk, record shows on to VHS or have sex with coma victims

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biped
July 14, 2005 2:45 PM

Dakota Fanning looks sorta creepy anyway.

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little_kitty
July 14, 2005 6:21 PM

Get them to come to Canada. Age of consent is 14.

Emma Watson's at least that age.

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Externalization
July 15, 2005 12:11 AM

I had to do a Google search to find out who Dakota Fanning is. As soon as I found a picture, I remembered that I'd been meaning to add dcom to my favorites list.

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FinnNYC
July 15, 2005 7:28 AM

This forum is Fights Go Here, not Child Molestors Masturbate Here. Ask Brad, maybe he'll add it.

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mmyers
July 15, 2005 9:13 AM

When is Christina Ricci going to be legal? Rowwwrrr...

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biped
July 15, 2005 9:28 AM

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When is Christina Ricci going to be legal? Rowwwrrr...

She's 25. Go for it!

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mmyers
July 15, 2005 10:32 AM

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When is Christina Ricci going to be legal? Rowwwrrr...

She's 25. Go for it!

Looks like I gotta go dust off the old stalkin' shoes.

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areallystupidguy
July 15, 2005 1:28 PM

Dakota Fanning's cool because she doesn't have dimples. It seems like when people hire child stars they instantly say to themselves: "UNDIMPLES = UNCOOL!" I'll never find out what people like so much about the dopey dimples of sadness and deconstructed realities.

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fatguy667
July 15, 2005 6:52 PM

What about Pfieffer? She looked quite sexy in a skin tight cat suit and a whip... AT least in my opinion she did. Not so much as she does as the alter ego:

But, walla! Put on the catsuit, and....

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Zaster
July 15, 2005 8:02 PM

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Looks like I gotta go dust off the old stalkin' shoes.

Christina Ricci's powerful forehead will crack you open like a walnut.

Beware the forehead.

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biped
July 15, 2005 8:35 PM

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But, walla!

OMG, tell me you didn't just say "walla!"

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DragonXero
July 16, 2005 11:43 AM

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When is Christina Ricci going to be legal? Rowwwrrr...

She's 25. Go for it!

Looks like I gotta go dust off the old stalkin' shoes.

Back off, I've aleady got dibs on that tree outside her bedroom window! You can stalk Natalie Portman.

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BigFrank105
July 17, 2005 10:16 AM

I'm more of a Skye Sweetnam fan myself

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ftc
February 23, 2012 1:11 AM

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ArtemisStrong
March 21, 2012 10:49 AM

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dcomposed
December 31, 2012 11:41 PM

This was Dakota Fanning in 2005. I thought it was preposterous that anyone would count down the days until she is old enough to fuck. Now she actually is 18. And I don't want to fuck her any more than I did was she was 10 (which was not at all). I am far less interested in bludgeoning her with one of Spielberg's award statues now. I'll still do it if I get the chance but it won't bring me the same amount of joy.

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