I had to do a Google search to find out who Dakota Fanning is. As soon as I found a picture, I remembered that I'd been meaning to add dcom to my favorites list.
Dakota Fanning's cool because she doesn't have dimples. It seems like when people hire child stars they instantly say to themselves: "UNDIMPLES = UNCOOL!" I'll never find out what people like so much about the dopey dimples of sadness and deconstructed realities.
What about Pfieffer? She looked quite sexy in a skin tight cat suit and a whip... AT least in my opinion she did. Not so much as she does as the alter ego:
This was Dakota Fanning in 2005. I thought it was preposterous that anyone would count down the days until she is old enough to fuck. Now she actually is 18. And I don't want to fuck her any more than I did was she was 10 (which was not at all). I am far less interested in bludgeoning her with one of Spielberg's award statues now. I'll still do it if I get the chance but it won't bring me the same amount of joy.