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DexX
September 24, 2001 11:29 AM

Comic Cup V - Round One

Gabe vs Crabby
Bunner vs Tiger
Kaufman vs ObiJo
Habnem vs Spankling
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs Nate
Skagg vs Wirthling

Round one, match one...

In the blue corner, wearing a blue polo shirt, no hair and a silly grin... Gabriel Billings!

In the red corner, wearing one big ear and a shirt advertising Millennium Wash... Crabby!

Will the reformed troll defeat The Man With No Life [tm]? Let's get on with it and see...

Rule 1 - In dialogue, thought, or narrative, something which is clearly a very good thing must be treated as if it is a very bad thing, such as a rant on the evils of the smallpox vaccine, or that harlot Mother Teresa.

Rule 2 - We need more animals in strips. Make sure that animals outnumber people, and yes, that can include one animal and no people. Props and robots are not restricted - use them at will.

Please try to have en entry in within 24 ours of this posting, though the actual deadline is 36 hours. Judging will commence, as is customary, as soon as both entries are posted.

Let's make this a clean fight, gentlemen. *DING!*

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kaufman
September 24, 2001 11:31 AM

quote:
Rule 1 - In dialogue, thought, or narrative, something which is clearly a very good thing must be treated as if it is a very bad thing, such as a rant on the evils of the smallpox vaccine, or that harlot Mother Teresa.
Nice rule!

Post #18139link

gabe_billings
September 24, 2001 1:33 PM

Nice rule!

Post #18180link

JrnymnNate
September 24, 2001 1:44 PM

I am very sorry, I must bow out of the comic cup-

My internet access is gonna be shakey for the next month, so I will have to abstain and forfit to...
LadyJ.
SHAZBOT
I realy don't want too... It's just that my home sys will be down.
See ya later.

Post #18182link

Spankling
September 24, 2001 1:53 PM

quote:
I am very sorry, I must bow out of the comic cup-

My internet access is gonna be shakey for the next month, so I will have to abstain and forfit to...
LadyJ.
SHAZBOT
I realy don't want too... It's just that my home sys will be down.
See ya later.


Did him widdow cabow go out? Try dial up!

Post #18185link

ladyjdotnet
September 24, 2001 5:48 PM

Well, *that* was anticlimactic.

Post #18218link

andydougan
September 24, 2001 6:23 PM

attitudechicka, word on the street is that your internet connection's going to be very shaky over the next few weeks. You'd better drop out of the Cup.
And go home with me anyway.

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kaufman
September 24, 2001 6:41 PM

quote:
attitudechicka, word on the street is that your internet connection's going to be very shaky over the next few weeks. You'd better drop out of the Cup.
And go home with me anyway.
So she can use your hookup? What a kind offer.

Surely we can bludgeon someone into subbing for JrnymnNO CARRIER.

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andydougan
September 24, 2001 7:08 PM

quote:
So she can use your hookup? What a kind offer.

If that's how you want to put it...

Post #18232link

crabby
September 24, 2001 7:10 PM

35646

Post #18233link

gabe_billings
September 24, 2001 7:13 PM

She's welcome to use my hookup.

35647

Post #18234link

wirthling
September 24, 2001 7:24 PM

My vote goes to the competitor here who does suck dick - Gabe

Post #18236link

kaufman
September 24, 2001 7:27 PM

Ouch! Sorry, crabby, but you've just been haymakered. Got to give it to Gabe.

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andydougan
September 24, 2001 7:28 PM

quote:
I don't want it! It's like playing God.

Nyeh heh heh. Despite my finding a donkey saying that very humorous, I too vote for Gabriel.

Post #18238link

crabby
September 24, 2001 7:32 PM

quote:
Well, *that* was anticlimactic.


I'll take JrnymnNate spot.
I'm prepared to lose twice in the first round.

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attitudechicka
September 24, 2001 7:44 PM

I'm going to have to go with Gabe on this one.

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BigEvilDan
September 24, 2001 7:50 PM

I'm going to have to vote for crabby, but just barely.

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Spankling
September 24, 2001 7:53 PM

quote:
I'm going to have to go with Gabe on this one.
Hey Gabe! She'll go with you and she's human!!!

And I'll go with Gabe too. *wink wink*

Post #18243link

Drexle
September 24, 2001 7:58 PM

crabby

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ladyjdotnet
September 24, 2001 8:24 PM

I vote for Gaybe.

Post #18252link

bunnerabb
September 25, 2001 1:53 AM

Gabe.

Post #18263link

ObiJo
September 25, 2001 6:39 AM

quote:
I don't want it! It's like playing God.
Though I also dug that line, I have to vote for gabe. Just because Maura is my own personal Madonna as well.

Post #18271link

tiger8191
September 25, 2001 9:13 AM

crabby

And just cause I voted for you doesn't mean you can suck my dick!

Post #18324link

DexX
September 25, 2001 9:20 AM

Nate, that little bastard....

*snarl*

Have to see if we can find a new player really quickly...

Okay, with eight votes, Gabe has grabbed that victory pretty convincingly. Sure, was doing the boxing schtick before, but now I am feeling too lazy. Crabby, please email me a rule to be used in the round two match between Gabe and the winner of the following epic struggle...

Coming soon to a thread near you...

A battle between titans!

Can any stand up to the might of Bunnzilla, with his radioactive eye-lasers and explosive flatulence? SHRIEK as he destroys Tokyo! CRINGE as he stomps Cleveland flat!

Perhaps the power of Tigerah can stop him! The colossal beast can launch missiles from its nose, and razor-sharp origami animals from its crotch! CHEER as it urinates on Detroit!

The rules by which these ancient monsters engage are complex indeed. Both must make a comic strip, and...

1) A character in the strip needs to have a very disconcerting, and possibly disgusting, habit, such as nosepicking, talking to him or herself, or humming irritating advertising jingles...

2) The other day upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there... use either of the height maps, or no character at all, in at least two panels, but make sure there is a dialogue or thought bubble on each to show where it is (or indeed, where it is not).

This earth-shaking battle will take place within twenty-four hours, and those who witness it have twenty-four hours after the second strip has been posted to vote upon which beast was mightier!!!

...well, which strip was better, but you get the idea.

Our story begins in the Mururoa atoll...

Post #18327link

bunnerabb
September 25, 2001 9:37 AM

35792

Post #18331link

DexX
September 25, 2001 10:39 AM

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - ??? wins.
Tiger

Kaufman vs ObiJo
Habnem vs Spankling
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs FlickGuy
Skagg vs Wirthling

As you can see, FlickGuy has kindly volunteered to join the cup, filling in for JrkoffNate, so he will be playing LadyJ later in this initial round.

Oh, a little note on the timing of this cup. After I post the rules, contestants are expected to post within twenty-four hours of the time stamp on my posting, but there are twelve hours of leeway there. Voting will last for either twenty-four hours from the time stamp on the second strip, or until one competitor receives a clear majority of eight votes, whichever occurs sooner. I will act as tiebreaker.

Okay, now that's all cleared up... let's see what tiger has to say in response to Bunner...

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tiger8191
September 25, 2001 10:51 AM

ugh...I have 2 meetings to go too so I will get it in before 9pm tonight! Damn, that was good Bunn!

Post #18344link

tiger8191
September 25, 2001 3:02 PM

35867

Ugh!

Post #18369link

wirthling
September 25, 2001 3:07 PM

Father Time (bunnerabb) trounces junior...

Post #18373link

Spankling
September 25, 2001 3:13 PM

bunnerabb the bunny rubber get my vote.

Post #18375link

andydougan
September 25, 2001 3:20 PM

I abstain. I didn't find either funny enough to vote for. No offence.

Just jestin'. bunnerabb it is.

Post #18377link

BigEvilDan
September 25, 2001 3:21 PM

bunner gets my vote.

Post #18380link

tiger8191
September 25, 2001 3:23 PM

Ya know...screw you all! Just because his comic was funny and clever and mine was complete shit doesn't...er...nope... your right...nevermind! My bad!

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flickguy
September 25, 2001 3:26 PM

bunner

Post #18385link

ObiJo
September 25, 2001 3:35 PM

bunnerabb

Though I liked the name Tyler McDimble nearly as much as Gummy McCracken.

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ObiJo
September 25, 2001 3:42 PM

quote:
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
Between Big Evil Dan, Big Evil Dave, and Bug Evil Dan I'm losing track of who is who. Which one has a thousand offspring again?

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attitudechicka
September 25, 2001 4:31 PM

My vote is for tiger8191.

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crabby
September 25, 2001 5:00 PM

I'm voting for crazy old man bunner.

Post #18405link

bunnerabb
September 25, 2001 5:55 PM

I want to thank everybody who voted for me. I wasn't always old and crazy, I was young and crazy once.

Now get offa my consarned lawn, you little whippersnappers!

Post #18435link

gabe_billings
September 25, 2001 7:00 PM

I'm voting for bunner

Post #18440link

Drexle
September 25, 2001 7:31 PM

quote:
quote:
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
Between Big Evil Dan, Big Evil Dave, and Bug Evil Dan I'm losing track of who is who. Which one has a thousand offspring again?


Shubb Evil Danneroth.

Post #18444link

Drexle
September 25, 2001 7:33 PM

Age and cunning beat out youth and skill. bunnerabb

Post #18445link

DexX
September 25, 2001 10:31 PM

Yowch! With nine votes, the unstoppable bigness and stuff of BUNZILLA has disposed handily of his unfortunate opponent. Tiger, could you email a rule to me, to be used in the Gabe vs Bunner battle in round two, please. No great rush, but within a couple of days, please. You too, crabby, ya slacker!

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Kaufman
vs - - - - - postponed
ObiJo

Habnem vs Spankling
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs FlickGuy
Skagg vs Wirthling

Now we return to the former Low Pass Industries factory that has been repainted and converted into the StripCreator Wrestling Federation HQ!!! The greatly anticipated match between Ken "The Killer" Kaufman and ObiJugular has been postponed, due to personal reasons, so...

Tonight will be a cage match between two great veterans of the sport. Headcrusher Habnem has finally been released from prison after the nasty incident in his last match, and The Spankmeister is looking like he is in fine form and thirsting for blood! Our celebrity referee tonight is none other than some little guy who played an Ewok in Ewoks: Battle for Endor, truly an honour for the SCWF.

Now, the rules for this match are simple...

1) The strip must include a reference to a disaster, natural or man-made, but it must be suggested (true or not) that something good has come out of it.

2) Two specific background must be used: one of the two ambulance backgrounds, or the police car one; and any background that features an explosion. The third panel acan be whatever the author wants to use, and these three can be used in any order.

Okay, it seems the Ewok guy is ready to start the match... here we go!

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tiger8191
September 26, 2001 8:15 AM

Congrats Bunner!

Thanks attitudechicka for my one vote. I feel much better now!

Post #18489link

habnem
September 26, 2001 11:28 AM

may god bless my cup-entering soul:

36038

Post #18535link

Spankling
September 26, 2001 1:25 PM

36065

Post #18549link

gabe_billings
September 26, 2001 1:29 PM

It was close, but I'm giving my vote to menbah.

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kaufman
September 26, 2001 1:43 PM

Close indeed. chabnem for chutzpah.

Post #18562link

Drexle
September 26, 2001 1:46 PM

men? bah!

Post #18563link

andydougan
September 26, 2001 1:46 PM

habnem. But Spankling's explosion looked better.

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