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andydougan
September 24, 2001 2:52 PM

So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet-coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold, and precious stones, and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication.
And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

Anyway, that's enough about DexX's mum.

Fed up with not winning contests, I was prepared to offer my soul, or other important body part, to Satan in order to win CC65. Fortunately, I managed to get by with my biting wit alone. This contest deals with those who choose a darker path than I...


  • Show someone making some kind of deal with the forces of evil (doesn't necessarily have to be the devil) in order to receive something they want.
  • Quote from the Bible.
  • Use either the hell background or the satan character (or both) at least once.
  • Use at least one naughty word (I suspect many of you would do this anyway).

You have 72 hours until judgement day.

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gabe_billings
September 24, 2001 3:10 PM

quote:
Use at least one naughty word (I suspect many of you would do this anyway).

I'm pretty fucking unhappy with this rule. It's cockfaced whoremongers like you that fuck things up for the rest of us that just want to have a little fucking fun. I think you're a shit for trying to get those of us who don't like to fucking swear to bow out of your pissant comic. Well fuck you, Andy. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You're without a doubt the biggest cuntface I've ever met, and you can take your fucking contest and cram it up your ass sideways you turdfaced felchmonkey. I'm not going to fucking swear, so there! Bitch.

Post #18196link

Spankling
September 24, 2001 3:13 PM

quote:
I was prepared to offer my soul, or other important body part, to Satan in order to win CC65. Fortunately, I managed to get by with my biting wit alone.
How long can this obvious obfuscation stand?

Post #18197link

Spankling
September 24, 2001 3:14 PM

quote:
I'm pretty fucking unhappy with this rule. It's cockfaced whoremongers like you that fuck things up for the rest of us that just want to have a little fucking fun. I think you're a shit for trying to get those of us who don't like to fucking swear to bow out of your pissant comic. Well fuck you, Andy. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You're without a doubt the biggest cuntface I've ever met, and you can take your fucking contest and cram it up your ass sideways you turdfaced felchmonkey. I'm not going to fucking swear, so there! Bitch.
HE SAID... ah... forget it.

Post #18198link

andydougan
September 24, 2001 3:21 PM

Sob. Bullies.

Post #18201link

wirthling
September 24, 2001 5:49 PM

35620

Post #18219link

kaufman
September 24, 2001 6:39 PM

35638

Post #18222link

NastyPope
September 24, 2001 6:50 PM

9291

Not really an entry, but its close.

Post #18226link

NastyPope
September 24, 2001 6:53 PM

13713

Neither is this, but it does fit the mood of this unholy comic contest.

Post #18227link

crabby
September 24, 2001 7:30 PM

35661

I didn't quote the bible so you can go shove that rule up your ass!

This whole evil thing is really getting to me.

Post #18239link

Spankling
September 24, 2001 7:55 PM

Do you know how long it's been since I touched a bible? The burn is just now healing! *sigh*

I'll try to whip something up. And I'll do a comic too, I guess.

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attitudechicka
September 24, 2001 7:57 PM

I almost forgot the "naughty word". Imagine that.
35667

Post #18245link

itsclark
September 24, 2001 8:00 PM

It's been a while since I've entered a contest, but the call of evil was too strong to resist:

35668

Post #18247link

kaufman
September 24, 2001 8:05 PM

quote:
It's been a while since I've entered a contest, but the call of evil was too strong to resist:
Darn right, now get your tuchus over to Comic Cup V!

Post #18248link

kaufman
September 24, 2001 8:24 PM

35679

Post #18251link

BigEvilDan
September 24, 2001 8:41 PM

35683

Post #18254link

Spankling
September 24, 2001 9:37 PM

Thee, They, what the hey.
35692

Post #18256link

habnem
September 24, 2001 10:17 PM

here. take it. i don't want it.

35705

Post #18257link

israphael
September 25, 2001 12:26 AM

35745
[hr]

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
- William Shakespeare

Post #18258link

Drexle
September 25, 2001 1:45 AM

35761

Post #18262link

apejuice
September 25, 2001 2:38 AM

35765

Post #18264link

ObiJo
September 25, 2001 7:20 AM

35776

Damnit, I accidently followed one of the rules.

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andydougan
September 25, 2001 7:28 AM

I've always thought of naughty words being things like "fuck", "shit", "damn", "cunt", and "the Conservative Party". Not things like "dumbass". Still, interesting.

Post #18288link

BigEvilDan
September 25, 2001 7:44 AM

Taking a creative interpretation of the first rule...

35780

Post #18298link

wirthling
September 25, 2001 7:46 AM

Damn you, Dan. Damn you TO HELL!

Post #18301link

apejuice
September 25, 2001 7:51 AM

That's fucking funny, Dan. Might as well close the contest now. Anyone know why Nate hasn't entered this CC?

Post #18302link

andydougan
September 25, 2001 8:15 AM

Well, he did say he was going to be having access problems...
Perhaps my contest jinxed his internet connection! Hope so.

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kaufman
September 25, 2001 8:21 AM

quote:
Damn you, Dan. Damn you TO HELL!
35783

Post #18314link

andydougan
September 25, 2001 9:16 AM

quote:
A true fix in sixty-six

Is this an entry?

Post #18326link

tiger8191
September 25, 2001 9:28 AM

35791

Post #18329link

DexX
September 25, 2001 9:50 AM

35793

My apologies - that was crap. I'll do better next time.

Post #18332link

DexX
September 25, 2001 9:54 AM

Oh, and last time I checked, my Mum was driving a Toyota Camry, not a beast with seven heads and eleven horns, covered in blasphemous names. She may have done a trade-in, though. I'll check.

Post #18333link

kaufman
September 25, 2001 10:06 AM

quote:
quote:
A true fix in sixty-six

Is this an entry?
It's compliant. Do with it as you will.

Post #18334link

attitudechicka
September 25, 2001 10:11 AM

Damnit guys, quit being so funny and I might win! ;)

Ok here's another attempt:

35794

Post #18335link

andydougan
September 25, 2001 3:42 PM

quote:
Oh, and last time I checked, my Mum was driving a Toyota Camry, not a beast with seven heads and eleven horns, covered in blasphemous names. She may have done a trade-in, though. I'll check.

I didn't say she was driving it, just sitting on it. I can't think why she would be doing that...

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apejuice
September 25, 2001 4:24 PM

Your mother drives a Toyota Camry? Fucking hell DexX you kept that quiet for long enough, didn't you.

Burn her!!!!!!!!

Post #18396link

DexX
September 25, 2001 10:10 PM

No. :(

I like my Mum.

Post #18460link

Drexle
September 26, 2001 1:22 AM

35962

Post #18471link

lara7
September 26, 2001 2:25 AM

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=lara7&ID=35977

You said "naughty" word, and not "obscene" word, so I went with "bondage". As a mitigating factor, I submit (huh-huh) the fact that I am from a Catholic area of the Deep South; therefore "bondage" is especially naughty.

Post #18473link

Drexle
September 26, 2001 2:56 AM

Maybe I'll rewrite that second entry to be rules compliant if I feel like it... damn bible quote...

Post #18474link

apejuice
September 26, 2001 4:58 AM

35985

Post #18478link

kramer_vs_kramer
September 26, 2001 6:29 AM

35988

Post #18485link

evil_d
September 26, 2001 8:06 AM

35995

I figure this comes close enough for the first rule.

Post #18487link

kaufman
September 26, 2001 8:18 AM

Sorry, wirthling, I tried to keep evil_d out of this contest. Somehow it was clear he'd put up a work of art like that.

Post #18490link

tiger8191
September 26, 2001 8:44 AM

36006

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evil_d
September 26, 2001 8:45 AM

Evidently I'm too evil to keep the promise you made me make to wirthling in a comic I didn't know about until after it was posted.

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tiger8191
September 26, 2001 8:46 AM

*beats himself over the head with a sign post*

Rules, I really need to read the rules!

Gah!

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ObiJo
September 26, 2001 11:09 AM

36032

Post #18531link

andydougan
September 26, 2001 12:07 PM

lara, you can post your comics directly on the forum by entering [comic]comic number[/comic]

Post #18538link

itsclark
September 26, 2001 4:41 PM

As proof of my evil, I shall try to shoehorn the desert-island music thread into this somehow.

36100

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