Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

"Thwart" really means "diddle." I looked it up once.

You are so jealous of my manly, heroic virtue.

"Manly, heroic virtue" means "I am a virgin."

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Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

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Evil is a matter of opinion. I think it's perfectly acceptable to hunt and kill small children in overpopulated countries; it helps the whole world famine problem. And the French are free game because they aren't real people.

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do i count as an 'evil-doer' if i just strangled virgin saint kitten babies?

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I give to charity and help old ladies cross the street. Am I an evil-doer?

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Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

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do i count as an 'evil-doer' if i just strangled virgin saint kitten babies?

if so, have at me. if i can vanquish those beasts you shall be no challenge

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I give to charity and help old ladies cross the street. Am I an evil-doer?

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do i count as an 'evil-doer' if i just strangled virgin saint kitten babies?

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Verily. Desist at once, thou knave.

Consider yourself THWARTED.

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I give to charity and help old ladies cross the street. Am I an evil-doer?

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I work for Wal-Mart.

Stop bragging.