Someone let Gabe into the ring again...

A little to the left... okay down... OH YEAH! That's the SPOT! HARDER BIG BOY!

Man: Like this Dr. Bull?
Bull: That's right. Now, cough.

*Rectum? Shit man, it killed him.

*man: "This never happened to Bugs Bunny!!!"

*Mexicans have a funny way of removing hemmroids

*Both Bull and Man giggled insecently whilst the matador tried to fart La Cucaracha through the bulls horn.

*man reaching back: "Yup, thats a horn is my ass"

man: and i thought the gypsy woman was being metaphorical...

man: so...? is it? is it a lump?
bull: it's a peanut.
man: whew... you're the best, man.

Man: Oh yeah, that's good! Is that in my ass???

Bull: Yeah baby, it's in your ass!

-For the rest of his life, Herve would break down and cry whenever anyone accused him of being "horny".

-Bull Ventriloquism

-Five points for the bull, one for the matador.

-Bull: "See how YOU like it, Wirthling!"

- RAAAAR! TORO WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

- MataDOHr

I don't get it. Why is that rodeo clown dressed like Prince?

- So I said to the veterinarian, "What can you do about getting this growth off my horn?"

I've heard of bullshit, but this is ridiculous!

--HMO proctology coverage

--The sad part is, it seats two.

--Reverend Spooner traveled to Pampalona to watch the ruling of the buns.

--Real Men use Toro Buttplugs

--What do you get when you cross the LAPD with the Fashion Police?

--These tights keep riding up.

-- The audience were unimpressed with the bull's attempts at a puppet show.