Fergie made a pee-pee.

do you suffer from feminine itch?

"Dammit! When I was singing 'Let's get it Started!', I wasn't talking to my bladder!"

Lame, but all I could come up with :(

Then she realized the rest of the band had left and she was just a lone white girl on stage in front od a hundred recently released felons.

When the lip-sync soundtrack died, things got ugly.

If you think this is bad, one time that guy from Creed took a shit on the stage.

Jenny wondered why the crowd was staring at her crotch, but she just figured they were all horny.

"I love this song! It gets me SO horny!"

"What's the problem? They thought it was cute when I did it on 'Kids Incorporated'!"