I need to be verboly abused!

You, sir, are an invidious reprobate of the first water, opprobrious and mendacious. You are a pernicious penile protuberance; a testicular tumour on the corpus of humanity.

Oh, and you smell like poopy.

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I need to be verboly abused!

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your complexion actually improves with my cockspray

DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Eat snacky s'mores.

I deserved every word of that.

Its people like you that make the world what it is today. Look at you, as long as your doing ok, thats all that matters. You nauseate me. You make me want to stick my finger deep down inside my thoat and blow big globs of gook all over you. Gimmie that you piece of shit.

If you were a car, you'd be a Kia!!! Oooohoo!!! Burn!

I can't believe you went there, Frank.

I know, I lost control of myself. I'm such a horrible person.

And this is my 1000th post. yay.

Holycrap is the SOB who's been telling everyone that my dick tastes salty. I wish I'd beaten that dog across the street -- then I could have been his father instead. I could have given him the daily beat-downs he so richly deserves, and he wouldn't be posting bullshit from his momma's basement as he masturbates to the Nickelodian channel.

One time I looked in the toilet, and I thought I saw a dirt snake moving around by itself. It turns out it was only Holycrap. Holycrap is nothing but a turd with eyes.

People cross the street when they see Holycrap walking down the street in his rotten clothing; waves of stench visibly rolling off his filth-laden carcass. I don't know how I could even stand to look at him. But I did, so maybe there is hope for him yet. A hot shower with soap might help, and maybe someone could teach him how to use a toothbrush. He's pretty fuckin' stupid though.

Somewhere a circus must need a new dog-faced boy for its freakshow. Then we can at least get Holycrap a job. He'll live in a cage in the back of a trailer and he'll shit in a five gallon bucket, since he'll never be toilet trained. Still, it'll be a big step up from his momma's basement. The incestuous things his fat, ugly momma makes him do are too horrible to describe.

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You remind me of my Crazy Ex-Neighbor.

Ooooh, sorry, I went too far, didn't I?

If Jesus saw holycrap being gangraped, he would join in.

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If Jesus saw holycrap being gangraped, he would join in.

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and the baby was holycrap, and it was deemed too ugly for hell so it was sent here.

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and the baby was holycrap, and it was deemed too ugly for hell so it was sent here.

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in a Kia!

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Holycrap is a kind and noble soul.

Who smells like donkey poo.

holycrap has a big butt. and it smels.

Holycrap you are an AIDS infested vaginal blood fart from a 60 year old menapausal, yeast infected, over used, monkey spunked, dried up, herpes covered, wart encrusted, period chunky vagina.

Also...

Your nose runs and your feet smell.

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Holycrap you are an AIDS infested vaginal blood fart from a 60 year old menapausal, yeast infected, over used, monkey spunked, dried up, herpes covered, wart encrusted, period chunky vagina.

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It appears that holycrap did not, in fact, title this thread meaning for it to be taken by me as a subtle Ratchet and Clank reference.

Therefore he sucks.

holycrap watches Steven Segal movies and loves them.

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You indiginous bastard!

*rips a new rim into your forehead..

There's a new one. DOn't dribble on your chin.