neato...

"Dammit -- I knew we should have grounded that flight!"

God Hates Safety Lectures.

SHAZAM!!!

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god! What I always feared would happen happened -- the two-year-old child sitting behind me screamed with exactly the right volume, pitch, and timbre to cause a rift in the fabric of space-time! PLEASE LORD MAKE IT ST

Oh my god...

"Rodger, are you sure you know what your doing?"

"Excuse me young man, but you can't bring that talking yellow squirrel thing on this fl-" *FZZZT!*

"Stewardess, may I please have some more peanuts? I just pissed all over these."

"Sir, for the last time, you can't use your laptop dur..."

And Superman once again has his powers transferred to a passenger on a flight he rescues during a thunderstorm...

No, no, no! The RED zone is for loading and unloading.

Tragically, not one passenger on the flight had used Bounce sheets in their clothes driers...

quote:

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No, no, no! The RED zone is for loading and unloading.

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The Dalek didn't take kindly to the small, flying object.

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

It took more than forty years in coming. But suddenly, against all laws of nature and probability, just as his airplane took off, President Bush had a coherent thought.

The cattle below the airplane were incinerated by the aftereffects.