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"Dammit Jenkins, we're doing this by the book this time! Where are you going? If you kick one more perp's nuts off, you're off the force for good! You hear me?"

"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone."

The Prime Minister of Oobikinoobi is given a police escort.

Sierra Leone's Olympic opening ceremony was something of a disappointment.

He rike godzirra but ress fire!

Thanks to the telekinetic skills of Officer Yakamoto, Ping-Pong the Levitating Ostrich was the hit of the annual Chop Suey Parade.

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He rike godzirra but ress fire!

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Big Bird ran for his life after the Thai misinterpreted Seasame Street to mean Seasame Oil.

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"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone."

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"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone."

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No, the white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers, there is no stopping in the RED zone.

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Suspect is considered delicious.

He's a safety-obsessed motorcycle cop with a licence to distribute parking fines. She's the world's largest flightless bird with a need for speed. THEY FIGHT CRIME!

XXXTREME 3-D JOUST! Now available on Nintendo and Playstation.

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XXXTREME 3-D JOUST! Now available on Nintendo and Playstation.

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Thanks for the idea, Ken!