Not much to this one. We've all heard of those porno films that are parodies of popular mainstream films and TV shows. Well, make your own. You can make a poster, a DVD cover, a still from the film, whatever you like.

Some rules:

1) Make it relatively safe-for-work. I don't think Brad would appreciate us posting hardcore images in here. If you want to make a hardcore one, link to it with a NSFW link. A little bit of nudity is fine, but use your common sense.

2) I am a horror fan, so porn-pisstakes of horror films get extra points.

3) Quality puns in the title also get extra points.

4) Judging will take place in about a week, give or take a few days.

So, fire up that wah-pedal guitar and get to work!

Well...

Isn't this depressing...

I absolutely suck at photoshop stuff, otherwise I would enter.

never fear, mandingo's here!

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Well...

Isn't this depressing...

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Vampire mothers... make better lovers!

A bit of inspiration that I just threw together...

it was either this or Amittyville Whore, so consider yourself lucky

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Not wishing to violate the "safe to view at work" policy, this one's linked.

Witness the resurrection...

To beat Rabid Weasle to the punch:

Chi, you magnificent bastard!

couldn't resist

Yay! Entries!

Still open for a few more days, so let's see if we can reach... *gasp* ...page two of the thread!

I can only ask you to...

...look closer

Okay, I've gone over deadline, but every time I decide to draw this to a close another great entry is added! As such, I'm giving it another 24 hours. It is currently fifteen minutes to midnight here in Melbourne. At midnight tomorrow night (or as close as I can manage it) I will commence judging.

If you've been pondering an entry but haven't posted it yet, you have one day.

Big thanks to everyone who has entered so far - the entries have been of very high standard, and if I were judging now I would have trouble picking a winner.

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and yet oh oh so right

Judgment begins...

There were a stack of great entries this time around, and judging has been difficult.

The shortlist consists of lukket's "Reared Window", biped's "Goldilocks and the Three Bears", mandingo's "The Amityville Whores", Chi's "American Bukkake", and Fuzzyman's "I Know What You Diddled Last Summer".

Now, I want to give it to Chi for his brilliantly executed "American Bukkake" (as well as his very clever "Alien Erection". However, he was the judge before me, and Fuzzyman posted two horror films.

As such, my judgement is thus:

Honorable mention: Chi_the_Cynic
Winner: Fuzzyman

Well done everyone. That was great.

Nice judgement though you misquoted me; it is "Reared Widow"

Let's see what Fuzzyman comes up with...

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Honorable mention: Chi_the_Cynic
Winner: Fuzzyman

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I'll post something in the next 24 hours. Thanks, all.

By the way, that was inspired by something I did a few years ago:

http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/movie-iknow.pdf

http://www.dumbentia.com/pdflib/movie-screen.pdf