Or, scan your crap and post it here. I don't make house calls. And know that the voice of the all-mighty Poo speaks through me as I read your crap. And it will be $3.50 for the first minute, $1.50 for each additional minute. Major credit cards accepted.
By the way, excessive narration = death. If you read your comics ignoring the narration, you'll realize it's totally unnecessary.
And much like women, your comics could use a lot less periods.
Anyways these are some of the fruits of todays wasted time. Yes I know my spelling/grammar/grasp of the english language need improvement but thats what makes it fun. If you care about who I am I am simply a crazy vetran on disabilty with a computer and too much spare time.